👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽

Our cold got a massive power-up into pneumonia, huzzah

Just give us five more years bro they'll be ready to take over everything I swear bro just give us five more years bro come on bro

I don’t think they’re going to have an easy time continuing Trumpism after Trump for this reason

“these guys are the product of greater forces that will remain when they are gone”

sure, but the effectiveness of those forces depends in large part on the specific people trying to harness them

YESSS

Once the people of the 2010s hear our story, they're going to shove us and the time machine into a volcano

Everyone watch this, Eddy Burback is amazing

YouTube video by SansaCooks How to Access Free Food Through TEFAP and Your State

Please share.

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YES PLEASE SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT

I have a terrible cold, plus I am an Old so it's not like when I was a Young and could just power through it. Now it's just bouts of fever and lots of complaining to my dogs, who are very supportive as long as it's not time for food

this didn’t happen and if it did it is also impeachable

Watching Thunderbolts again because I love found family and trauma.

Society: Women don't get more attractive as they age.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Hold my beer, bitch

"The White House account has drawn only around 12,000 followers. More than 100,000 users have the account blocked."

"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

RELEASE THE FROGS

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

the firehose is public, they can read every one of your stupid posts if they want to

bluesky posts have already been used in court

what you want to avoid is the vicious little groyper running their social media account sending your username to his boss and going “ruin this guy’s life”

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

RIP MY FEELINGS

I'm going to be totally honest and say that I never read @gailsimone.bsky.social's comics in public anymore, because the last time I did she punched me in the feelings really hard and I had to explain to the receptionist why I was silently sobbing in the waiting room. RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS.

To all the people who made sure to give all of their toys equal playtime, even the ones they didn't like that much, just so none of them would feel left out, how's your anxiety doing? Drink some water, buddy.

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

For a long time, I didn't realize that the right says "Democrat" instead of "Democratic" as an attempt to own the libs. I honestly thought they were just dumb and didn't remember the entire word. So, congrats on owning us all, I guess?

If the data doesn't confirm the unhinged despot's lies, the data has failed him and must be wrong, says Very Serious Intellectual JD Vance

Any pundit type who posts things like “Ratio me, your anger shows I’m right!” gets a block because they clearly have that toddler brain “any attention is good attention“ issue and, to be clear, I am happily child-free

NYCC ’25: Patrick Horvath on BENEATH THE TREES WHERE NOBODY SEES and what’s next for the Harvey-winning series "It's not going to get lighter," teases Patrick Horvath of the future of BENEATH THE TREES WHERE NOBODY SEES.

NYCC ’25: Patrick Horvath on BENEATH THE TREES WHERE NOBODY SEES and what’s next for the Harvey-winning series

"It's not going to get lighter," teases Patrick Horvath of the future of BENEATH THE TREES WHERE NOBODY SEES.

...I am awake now, right? This is awake? I'm not still asleep reading timelines from an even weirder universe?

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Yeah, I'm getting mostly right-wing ads despite watching basically none of that kind of content, and "He Gets Us" types of ads, despite, you know, churches bursting into flames whenever I walk by.

And a lot of really crappy AI generated ads for fake products, hooray.

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh