Scott Caldwell

-There & Back (In) Again
-Speak Friend, And Enter
-Three is Company
-In the House of Tom Bombadil
-Stride Her
-A Knife in the Dark
-Eight to the Ford
-A Journey in the Dark
-The King of the Golden Shower
-The Taming of Smeagol
-The Black Gate is Closed
-The Forbidden Pool
-Shelob's Lair
-Mound Doom

Shadowfux...

Or, you know, someone who hasn't just had one major hit ("It's the economy, stupid!") and proceeded to ride that publicity for the next 30+ years without necessarily ever being right, OR having good ideas?

Random question, but any of my Bluesky pals have a Wells Fargo Autograph card?

It is a Valentines Day Card with a black background, and on the right 1/3 of the image is the GM of the Dallas Mavericks basketball team—Nico Harrison—a smiling light skinned black man with a severely receding hairline and thin facial hair. His arms are crossed and he's wearing a light colored suit jacket with an unbuttoned white dress shirt underneath it. On the left side, in pink and red font, the message reads" Girl, I Wouldn't Trade You for Anyone!" and underneath it in white are spaces for "To:" and "From:"

By the way, Dallas friends, if you haven't scooped a Valentines Day card for that special lady in your life, I got you! 😉 🏀💌

WAIT. What if the Mavs are suddenly concerned Luka could be considered a DEI hire... and they're trading him to a sanctuary city for his protection?

Any DFW residents spending time over here yet? Trying to gauge my audience...

Rewatching Shrinking with my folks and DAMN does my brain process profanity differently with them here. 🙉

I went from "this show's great, it's got Ted Lasso guys behind it, big heart, you'll ❤️ it!" to "oh, it's also WRITTEN by Roy Kent, and has ~f-bombs/min as Wolf of Wall Street or The Wire!" 😂

Has anyone tried bringing down the price of chickens? Maybe THAT will have a "trickle down" effect on the price of eggs?

Nice! My dude'll be 3 in April. 4-5 is SUCH an awesome age. Finally out of the Terrible Twos and no longer a Threenager... they're potty trained, articulate, & settling into just "Fun Little Sidekick" territory. Document the hell out of it. Pretend you're shooting b-roll for a childhood flashback...

Aww, stud! How old's your little dude?

Not gonna lie, that game COOKED. 🗡️🏹🪓

😂😂😂 Orange Foolius!!! 💀💀💀

First time hearing that, and it might be my new favorite. Well played, madam.

Also, the idea that he's even a candidate for giant mountain sculpture is just preposterous on every level. 🙄

YouTube video by Finest Clips Ralph Breaks the Internet - All Disney Princess (Full Scene) - NEW 2019

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, this scene from Ralph Breaks the Internet is some of the most all time brilliant, subversive writing in a Disney film. 😂

There are so many jokes, sight gags, references, & general satire baked into 4 mins, it's ridiculous.

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Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm right there with ya Ms. Gill. Doing anything to calm the night terrors or numb the existential dread? (Extra points if it's a HEALTHY mechanism for doing so, but no judgement if it's not...)

I mean, we could always cling to the small hope that the sooner he's appointed the sooner the ketchup hits the wall and his ticket gets punched to go home...

Happy Wednesday folks! How's everyone holdin' up?

You really wanna go away and unplug for a BDSM-fueled sex weekend at A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!

Is there a clear custody plan in place for your doggo at least?

Black & white portrait of filmmaker David Lynch. He is an elderly white man with stern expression, greying hair combed back but slightly unkempt. He is dramatically lit with strong contrast, the left side of his face almost completely in shadow, and he stares directly at the camera with an intense gaze that seems to bore right through you, his brow furrowed slightly and his lips pursed together. He's wearing a black jacket and a white collared button-up shirt.

After a lifetime creating bizarre, surreal worlds, filled with deeply flawed, odd characters, experiencing twisted events that defy conventional logic, and marked by a dark, unsettling sense of impending dread... David Lynch looked at his Monday calendar... pondered the next 4 years... and said ✌🏻

📌

Oh right! Now I rememebr that from my orientation the first week. 😁

I'm watching it next week, so can't wait to cirlce back!

Scene from the 2024 film The Brutalist. Lead actor Adrian Brody—a white man in his late 40s or early 50s with short dark hair, wearing a dark plaid sweater over a white button-up collared shirt—set against a dark blue sky at dusk, looks down at the camera, cigarette in his mouth, trademark squint on his face as embers swirl in front of him, indicating a fire just out of frame.

Movie friends, we interrupt your feed for an urgent announcement: The Brutalist is FINALLY playing in Dallas, AND in 70mm IMAX!

This is NOT a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill. 😲

I wish Bluesky had a way for me to bookmark this for after my screening in another week!

Was it everything you hoped it would be and more?

So, it doesn't quite eclipse the first two, but Sonic 3 is still SUPER fun!

Nephews & I had a blast. Carrey kills the double role, Idris is still flawlessly cast as Knuckles, Keanu's a worthy addition, & Ben Schwartz is always a delight. For 80s/90s kids, or those with littles over ~6/7, go see it!

Aww, I like the idea that they let the old white trash redneck still call himself "Kid" and claim that his music is "rock." That's cute.

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow in her hand . Alt: Scene from the first Hunger Games movie, starring Jennifer Lawrence. Katniss Everdeen, a woman in a black jacket with a quiver of arrows slung across her back, holding a bow, gives a three-fingered/palm-out salute. It was a gesture of farewell, defiance, and unity among the people of District 12, later becoming a symbol of rebellion against the Capitol. The caption on the bottom of the gif reads, "May the odds be ever be in your favor"

I know it's NOTHING compared to what's happening in LA right now, but parents in Dallas and elsewhere in the South who have received confirmation that your children's school will be closed tomorrow.... Can I just say?

Hey, I know it's only the first week of the year, but if anyone knows Ted Cruz's neighbors, can we just make sure they're on alert as to the travel whereabouts of their boy?

Cuz if I'm the Tailgunner, Mexico's lookin REEEAL invitin' right about now...

YouTube video by The Kelly Clarkson Show 'I Am Not Okay' Jelly Roll & Kelly Clarkson Duet | Kellyoke

Btw, I've only been here a short while—so you're excused—but Jelly Roll had "I Am Not Okay" out in the world in various forms for HALF of last year, including a duet with Kelly Clarkson and NO ONE TOLD ME.

This clearly should've been my 2024 anthem (& at least Q1 '25). 😒

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