Texas IP Lawyer

I've never seen an onside free kick

Jeffries is the worst communicator of our generation.

Greg Gutfield, Jesse Waters, and three other people

I find it amusing that a piece of operative prose (which is non-sentient) could "abhor" something, but even stipulating that it could, its text is relatively "categorical" in nature. The enjoined practices don't really implicate the nuanced parts of its text.

What's arguably newsworthy is that none of the justices, not even Thomas, made any kind of statement "respecting the cert denial" (or dissenting from) with one of their typical "I continue to believe [landmark case] was wrongly decided" deals where they beg advocates to file a better cert petition

Fire Nico

Talk is cheap. Remove Schumer.

Fight don’t fold.

Chuck Schumer redefines weakness. This will be the Wilt Chamberlain 100 Points in One Game of weakness. Just, wow.

woke's not dead 2 is about a high school teacher who does not disclose to her administrators that a student of hers came out to her as trans even though that's the school policy. ray wise plays a lawyer who is obsessed with the idea that there are human-sized litter boxes in the school bathroom.

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

I'm guessing they used an instrumentality of interstate commerce (cloud based GenAI computing resources) to make the offending material.

I'll peek at the briefs when i can. What are the questions presented to the coa?

The America Uninvents Act

Remember when the Supreme Court gave a pass to a state that created a private right of action crafted with the purpose of evading federal law and judicial review?

States should experiment with a similar law to allow damages actions against federal agents in state court.

That'll go over well.

I've always felt this way

Used to be HUGE but they repurposed a few floors to be faculty offices. Still nice though

Snow > Drake

Could this have been an elaborate ruse to drive engagement with the account? But, to what end? Hopefully it was a work of pure fiction because if not....yikes!

Magic! At the gathering...

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Stop nominating old people

Shareholder derivative suit?

It's hella desperate. Just compete better

This is wishcasting. You don't get to superintend how your competitors market their competing products by essentially saying that the sheer depiction of the competing product violates the Lanham Act. Nor can you through atty argument imbue functional aspects of the product with trademark protection.

What's the opposite of a cautionary tale?

Allreding