Burney Sandwich

How a hitter smells his bat

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

I’m old enough to remember when real journalists didn’t post glamor shots of themselves

Hope you’re enjoying all the compliments from Nazis on Twitter

“Am I obviously engaging in bad faith and promoting an interview as a ‘gotcha’ when she simply reacted in the way that any person under indictment should?… No, it is me who is being persecuted!”

You outted yourself as a hack, and continue to try and center yourself as the story for attention. Trash

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

Looking forward to all the scientist quote posts tomorrow morning

It’s like they went all-in and blew it with VR, NFTs, and Metaverse, so now they’re all-in on AI and are so deep in the red that they have to force a bluff. It’s cringey at this point, like a degenerate gambler.

I would pay extra to be able to request Lyfts that don’t have air fresheners 🤮

Auditioning to be a lapdog because her career in legitimate media devolved into podcasting

Shes desperate to earn some Bari Weiss money. Went from legitimate outlets to a podcast, so now she’s auditioning to be a lapdog

She got ratio'd too hard in the first post, so she thought she'd try again.

You can't possibly be so oblivious to think any serious person in this country would answer questions about a pending indictment. Bad faith or actually dumb? There's no good look here...

Shilling the book at the end is 👨‍🍳🤌

It would be a good bit if the Pope got a jersey from every team except the White Sox.

He blocked me too once I outted his writing for far-right Epoch Times and told him he should be embarrassed for labeling anyone challenging him as "Trumpist"

He is acting as if he is. I too can act counterfactually for extended periods of time. But at some point if I go around acting as if I invented Mickey Mouse, in spite of my vocal denial of every legal authority telling me otherwise the consequences will be made to reach me.

I don't see a journalist. I see at best a defeatist acting as a liability to our democracy or more realistically a mouthpiece declaring a victory that hasn't occurred in hopes of further clearing a path for an authoritarian.

Brb, gotta draw a map to follow this

this is the guiding ethos of most US politicians

Gamer take that's got me like [picture of cartoon dude with dozens of swords at his neck]:

I have never noticed or cared about frame rate unless we're talking too many sprites on the screen for a NES game, and even then it's mostly a shrug for me.

Remedy walked so Remedy could run and then Remedy flew

That's steroid era hangover. Pitcher's duels are the best baseball imo. Putting a guy on base for free is enough punishment. If the team can have guys on base before the IBB gets up, advancing them is even more punishment.

Dodgers just need more than one guy doing something.

Good teams can overcome strategic workaround attempts. Correct. Let's see if the Dodgers have any good players that aren't making 3/4 of a billion.

I look forward to your screed about the tush push then

It's deeply offensive to pitch abnormally but within the rules to a player we're paying 3/4 of a billion in a scheme that is very abnormal and advantageous to us but technically within the rules.

They want see ball go boom-boom. Why you take boom-boom? Waaaaahhh 👶

Baseball's struggles have a lot more to do with fans who don't understand the strategy outside the field of play than with the game itself.

Me want see ball go boom-boom. Any other approach is bad. 👶

It's not baseball that struggling. It's fans, struggling to comprehend the game of strategy built beneath the play on the field.

Do you get mad when football coaches call a trick play? Baseball is a game of strategy, and the intentional walk has been a piece of that strategy for 150 years. You want a team to be coronated in a version of the sport that has never existed in any of our lifetimes.