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@walkingjalopy.bsky.social

Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about

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i spend so much on NOT BLOOD labels already

06.08.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah one of the numbers is 7 and should be 6.2

06.08.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a little colloidal silver never hurt anyone

06.08.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm already in trouble for using radiation

06.08.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll take up the vaccine research if no one else will. my main idea is to add food coloring to make them look cool. my first thought was red but that would be confusing because blood so I'm out of ideas .this is too hard fuck it

06.08.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ufos are really square the government doesn't want you to know

06.08.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

count the frozen bodies

06.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

life is just that jg ballard short about reagan in a coma

05.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they never let me on the roof

05.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where do you get a free trial of the part of the Egyptian mummification rite where they shove a stick up your nose repeatedly until your brain is out and do you need a reservation or is this a walk in situation

05.08.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bullet

05.08.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah nuts forgot to forge my body into the ultimate weapon

05.08.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unlock Unlimited Storage Potential by using The Floor

05.08.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will invent a new kind of reactor

05.08.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spent all day recording messages for different deaths so i don't get ai'd. up to yeti. going reverse alphabetical

05.08.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't know why i ordered this

04.08.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scorpion sampler

04.08.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

melting ray still on the table

04.08.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bao wow

04.08.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've decided to never have my throat ripped out by razor sharp claws

04.08.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

that's where I usually leave projects too

03.08.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

head of ai? like they scooped the brain out and stuck a buncha circuits in there??

03.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've tried that twice and think the fifth times the charm

03.08.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(thinking of gyros) I love those!

03.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the nda you agreed to by reading my posts is incredibly strict and my lawyers will fucking destroy you

03.08.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i use them for all my variously colored balls

02.08.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

small robot version of me I made that talks like a cowboy: I can't rightly say I understand the premise of this here post, pardner

02.08.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ratscula

02.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
scott bakula

scott bakula

where does this fit in

02.08.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting my address tattooed on my skeleton so when archeologists discover it they know who to mail it back to

01.08.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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