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message to all bitches please survive

Hey, Jay's followers? Maybe reconsider who you're following. This guy is making wild accusations and putting me on blast to you because he didn't know what my handle means. When my partner tried to back me up, he blocked him for his troubles.

He's clearly happy to lie to make himself feel smug.

Except in this case it doesn't. Crypto- is an English language affix meaning hidden. As in the word cryptic: being of a hidden nature. Or as in cryptorchid, an organism in which the testicles (-orchid) are hidden (crypt-).

You were wrong, and you were a cunt about it.

Pretty sure this guy is just insane, hon. I think it's safe to just point and laugh.

You cared enough to blast me to your thousand followers you fucking jackass.

I replied to you bitching about people bitching about things they're ignorant about because I found it hypocritical. Now you're here bitching about things you're ignorant about.

Again, pot, kettle? You've been introduced

So you're allowed to quote but I'm not?

You sure do love hypocrisy, don't you?

Oh, FFS, someone who doesn't know that "crypto-" is an affix is trying to quote-dunk me over the handle I came up with ten years ago and have happily explained to anyone asking in good faith, many times.

What a cunt.

You're bitching about people bitching. You're increasing the sum total of vapid, pointless bitching on the internet. You're your own problem.

Might I suggest reading the whole name? Cryptorchidism is the medical term for a male whose balls don't drop. I'm a transsexual man. It's a joke about transsexuality intentionally phrased to evoke the image of a flower in a cemetery. I'm sorry that wordplay is too hard for you to grasp.

whatever you do, DO NOT post this picture with a caption about how my husband is trying to impose a communist dictatorship. it would break both our hearts

Serving their constituents is their job. They don't get brownie points for it. Anybody who suggests otherwise ought to deserve being used as an *actual* punching bag, frankly.

If it were a high five then they would be different people's hands and there would be more tone options, like with handshakes: 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻

Somebody's messing with you

Look at the pot calling the kettle black

“This debate was had a long time ago by people smarter than either of us, my side won, now all that’s left to do is for me to hurt your feelings until you, the objectively wrong one, shuts the fuck up.”

I can’t begin to tell you how incredible localization teams are.

They don’t “just” translate - they rewrite jokes and idioms to recreate the same emotional (or funny) in a different culture and language style, and give invaluable advice on character, regional dialects, and cultural norms

Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality and it’s a good time to share how I was on the gay marriage beat for a decade and racist gays never believed me when I shared how US Muslims favored equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%)!

Entire nations rise and fall and pass into obscurity in my brain lol

Did u guys know you can just make up little guys in your head and have them do whatever. And you never even have to tell anybody about them.

Almost immediately after this my power went out.

Chat what did they mean by this???

Lizard, vape, and Big Deck Energy Shock Collar Commander. Pink LEDs.

boys night

Hackers had a better understanding of nonbinary characters than most modern self-described "inclusive" Netflix originals

Bookbans *are* bad, regardless of any if the above. This book isn't banned. A store isn't stocking it anymore. It's not being removed from existing libraries, anybody who still wants it can read it.

Is it the same regardless of donor organ? I've already been turned down for marrow donation (have had a concussion before) so I don't want to gum up their applications if I already know I'm ineligible.

Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy

“no kink at pride”

your existence is a kink to the fascists who want to murder you. shut the fuck up.

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