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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 29705 🔁 7833 💬 874 📌 511

Hopefully this doesn't affect our midterm elections.

20.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good old Toby.
#dogsofbluesky

19.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

18.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 11865 🔁 2646 💬 326 📌 359

JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’

16.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 1774 🔁 165 💬 27 📌 6

The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.

The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

11.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 814 🔁 164 💬 11 📌 3

Sounds suspicious.

10.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I knew it!
#rfk

07.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations!!

06.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

01.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#newjersey
#againstfascists

29.09.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

28.09.2025 17:30 — 👍 2139 🔁 268 💬 69 📌 20

Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife

Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/

28.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 1348 🔁 90 💬 38 📌 14

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

24.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 1650 🔁 145 💬 25 📌 7

Toby got a bath if you can see him!
#dogsofbluesky
#oldtoby

20.09.2025 04:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

29.08.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#jesuschrist

28.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who?

27.08.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.08.2025 03:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Release the files!

27.08.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who did this?

26.08.2025 22:38 — 👍 14692 🔁 3546 💬 528 📌 266

🤣😅😂

27.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful evening for a walk in the park.
#dogsofbluesky
##oldtoby

27.08.2025 00:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

26.08.2025 14:45 — 👍 3271 🔁 390 💬 61 📌 14

a cartoon character from south park says goodbye to everyone ALT: a cartoon character from south park says goodbye to everyone

25.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of it, Red! All of it!

25.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yikes.

24.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank the lord.

21.08.2025 15:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media Local misogynist Bryce Turner is starting to suspect that he, in addition to MSNBC, are to blame for his inability to convince a woman to be in his presence for even a second longer than absolutely ne...

Misogynist Who Can’t Get a Second Date Starting to Wonder if Maybe It’s Him, in Addition to the Liberal Media

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20.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 190 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 1

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