@muffy.bsky.social
Leader of the Hamburger Helper people. I’m a weremom.
UK or NZ/Australia?
08.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He will destroy that yard stick. He ain’t messin!
07.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They will bite the shit out of you 😆
07.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That sounds like fun, you should do it. My birthdays are usually bad! Why, universe?! Et tu, Brute?
07.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Floof crawl over couch to come kiss you
07.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHHHOOOOAAAAA!!
07.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Too bad you don't work with Da Brat, because that would be cool.
07.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ugh, I'll tell the Popeye pipe guy
07.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry you got that exploding message Inspector Gadget so carelessly tossed over a balcony.
07.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your bad stuff vacation is yours, maybe you can take a break from worrying about some of the stressors for a few hours. I mean an intentional you time self-care break. Try doing a short meditation at the start?
07.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looked up from computer and saw BatCat reflection from behind me! (Lukey was sitting in front windows watching birds)
07.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0It’s your day, enjoy it. I recommend a bad stuff vacation. All of the shitty news will still be there. You can pick and choose what you look at. I am working on cleaning up my news consumption. The most harmful stuff on here I see is doomsday speculation and it’s everywhere.
07.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0F = h*(n)^2
Funk equals heat times number of days squared.
07.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
07.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
YES YES 1,000 TIMES YES!
07.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Namaste Slipknot
07.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You too 💜
07.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It really is, I had a rough day. Thanks for making butthole jokes with me. 🥰
07.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In space NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR POLYPS BURST
07.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All star cast
07.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorta looks like an orange butthole too
06.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GOOD! Thank you for sharing this story! I also hope he gets shingles in his eyes and butthole.
06.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A tiny space nipple that's for little babies!
06.10.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ohhhh, so it's like an equation!!
06.10.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@scarymarilynn.bsky.social I got a new work project idea. We need to rank every lunch on a yuck scale. First, let’s establish the gross factor requirements.
Here’s what l have so far:
Gas/tummy issues
Reheatability
Days in fridge
Happening now, follow along with Mr. P.
06.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they were trying to be serious, then they should have cut out the whole babysitter thing. I would watch an entire TV show adaptation of Ed Gein running a daycare out of his house.
06.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not yet
06.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give it a try. You tell me!
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