Napemily

Btw. Toronto is my hometown and my first true love.

But.

It’s gone to shit.

Groceries are so cheap in Toronto. Still not worth it to live in this dump though.

Why must people take off their shoes on an airplane!?

I can’t believe I’m getting my first root canal tomorrow.

Dear Ontario et Doug Ford. I fricken hate seeing alcohol sales EVERYWHERE!! Signed an out of towner.

Wow. Beets are so delicious.

Do you ever go to push up your glasses but you’re wearing contacts instead?

Here comes Douggie Ford Prime Minister in waiting 2029. Oh lord.

And if the conservatives win tonight it’ll be the last time we intake an election night from the CBC. #savetheCBC

I hate how much my father looks like Bernie Sanders.

Poor Bern.

God I love my AirTag.

When you hear someone other than you quietly speak, “I’ll have a Diet Coke” you just know you might have found your soulmate.

Dear people on transit who don’t use headphones; literally die.

Power to the polls ✊🏼

As the days and years go by I realize I really hate everything about Starbucks.

The Brutalist. Brutal. Period.

Well another year I won’t be winning my Oscar poll
@hifijack.bsky.social

Ariana Grande better win an Oscar tonight- in that dress!

My distaste for Timothee Chalamet continues as he decides to wear the colour “butter” to the Oscars.

No thank you. 👎🏼

Douggie Fordo comes out for his victory speech, remarks “what a crowd!”

The crowd is literally all white men.

When did Doug Ford get veneers?

The NBA is poppin off rn and I am here for it!

Conclave and The Substance not nominated for best cinematography? No. That’s incorrect.

Just give Ariana the Oscar right now.

Every single nomination for best actor at The Oscars is worthy except that Timothée guy. Get him off the list.

Puts Qtip in ear: clean as a whistle.
Puts AirPods in ears: hello house of wax.

Bawling my eyes out and chain smoking weed. Ah! It must be Christmas.

Opinion: home cooked food is better the second day, as leftovers.