Hifi Jack

I think if I put in the right effort I can convince North Americans that loving Doctor Who is cultural appropriation

Whenever I mow my lawn I can’t help but think about how proud of me the boomers across the street must be

Usually when I cry at the end of a movie it’s because I’m thinking of the end of the movie Dragonheart

Careening towards 37 years old, Shaun spends his Saturday evening lying on the couch with a tummy ache, listening to Switchfoot with the volume too loud and his eyes closed

When you buy a big bag of Nibs you kind of feel like you’ll never run out, that you’ll be in Nibs heaven until Jesus returns, that you’ve discovered the first earthly infinite resource.

And then

I’ve put a typo into literally every tweet I’ve ever written. Autocorrect either causes it or abandons me. Reviewing the tweet before posting is a lesson in futility, in raging against the gods. An edit button can’t save me. Nothing can save me.