Water Drinker

Some people may rub their hands together maniacally but I do it with my feet to assert dominance

Gender is a performance, put on the show you like

AI was introduced to the general population to make them dumber and easier to control.

Life is a hammer that just keeps on hitting you till you die. Maybe sometimes it’s an inflatable hammer that squeaks but most of the time it’s a rusty hammer that also gives you poison damage.

Remember to touch grass today, run your fingers through it, pluck some leaves and put them under your tongue, let the green flood your mind, filling you with ancient power, and then destroy capitalism forever. 💚

Let god into your holes

The seasons are changing it’s time to build your nests and retreat

Astrology is space racism. Prove me wrong.

The Mariana Trench is a portal to hollow earth where the mole people live. The place we now call the ocean was filled by JFK in 1962 to keep us separated from the mole people because they can’t swim. Don’t trust big ocean.

They call me the rim-meister

HOA’s are covert operations meant to convert people into the normalcy the shadow government wants.

God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s

God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s https://theonion.com/god-admits-heaven-was-way-cooler-in-the-70s-1833634844/

The sewers are calling. Will you answer the call?

Mai and Chun-Li making up and out

Hop on SF6

Trans people are like real life transformers and that’s part of why they are so hot

There is no gender neutral bathroom issue it’s just big toilet drumming up more business

They call me big shit Kenny

Be gentle with your loved ones.

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

Inside me there are two wolves and they are constantly docking

Birds are evil spies of the shadow people. But pigeons are cool.

Twinker is Santa’s favorite elf

Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Tuesday you talented twonks

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Why are transformers so hot?

You don’t need to wash your water bottle if you’re the only one using it that’s just what big dish soap wants you to think

I need some Yautja mpreg stat