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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]

Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon
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Rauru from #ToTK Cosplay WIP. Convention is a week away so more updates to come!

#legendofzelda #cosplay #foamwork #gaming
#makers #loz #nintendo

So cute 🦋

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Imma be honest it really doesn't feel like the year for April Fools.

Mood: sick of the older generations telling us that we're expecting too much or have unrealistic expectations, when the expectations are literally just affordable healthcare, supported communities, and a livable planet.

Imagine being very sick, but like, forever. Now imagine still having to do everything you do now. Welcome to chronic illness.

Whew this is a throwback meme!

Time to stick a motivational note to my mirror so that I learn how to push through my laziness next time

From the ages of 22-29, my thought process has morphed this way:
Someone is coming to save you. >No one is coming to save you. >No one will really help you, either. >Your government is actively trying to destroy you all the time.

Every morning I wake up with low expectations on headlines and somehow everything is more evil than I expected

Just introducing the next generation to our culture and traditions.

The famous communist rag, the Wall Street Journal.

Due to [gestures vaguely at my body], I'm evil now.

Never really wanted to be part of a giant social torture experiment in the collapse of a superpower, personally.

Me and my kid are in on it! Homemade pizza for Friday night plans!

Doctor: *glaring at me*
Me: Sorry that I used finger quotes around the word "doctor".

Instagram's a trip right now. I've never seen so many absolutely disgusting, hateful comments

a needlepoint that says "grant me the confidence of a mediocre doctor' and then there are some cross stitched flowers

Infinity Nikki be like:

Best book of scripture I've ever read

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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Frozen 2 was right on the cusp of being the most transformative and impactful children's movie about the emotional process of accepting change, but it missed the mark due to corporate mismanagement and rushed deadlines. In this essay I will...

I'm guessing we're cool with freeing Luigi now?