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how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?

11.01.2025 19:09 — 👍 78    🔁 13    💬 7    📌 2

ME: What’s in the bag?
FRIEND: A bicycle helmet for my kid.
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: Well, you know-
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: ...
ME: What’s in the bag?

05.12.2024 17:55 — 👍 603    🔁 122    💬 19    📌 2

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

09.06.2023 12:41 — 👍 2026    🔁 551    💬 19    📌 15

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

22.11.2024 12:05 — 👍 24415    🔁 3086    💬 478    📌 133

One of my all time favourite musical soundtracks. I played Billy in an amateur production years ago and it was just the best experience.

22.11.2024 13:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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