how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?
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ME: What’s in the bag?
FRIEND: A bicycle helmet for my kid.
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: Well, you know-
ME: When I was a kid, we didn’t wear helmets, and we turned out just fine.
FRIEND: ...
ME: What’s in the bag?
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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
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One of my all time favourite musical soundtracks. I played Billy in an amateur production years ago and it was just the best experience.
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Comedian, author of Klopp Actually and Pivot, always wants some distraction…
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30 Rock is an American satirical sitcom television series created by Tina Fey that originally aired on NBC from October 11, 2006, to January 31, 2013.
