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Joyce Carol Oates said what everyone’s been thinking and did it with elegance.

Zohran Mamdani: #worldcup #soccer #greed

Novo Nordisk exec Gordon Findlay (by reports) had just collapsed in the Oval Office. Trump stands there waiting for this annoyance to pass.

BREAKING: RFK Jr. flees the scene after Novo Nordisk Executive Gordon Findlay collapsed in the Oval Office.

Findlay is reportedly ok.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

If I was a Republican member of Congress watching the results tonight, I’d ask myself if I really wanted my legacy to be: Guy who helped an aging pedophile suspend the constitution so he could enrich himself and his friends.

Lights are on, but nobody's home

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

Kristi Noem has filed a federal complaint against hummingbirds for their unchartered yearly migrations which bring them to the United States without documentation. In the complaint, Noem has requested the development of a tiny missile system to eliminate these illegal travelers.

Free balls. 🎾 #NoKings

OMG! Who invited Kristi Noem to #Sequim ? Ohh hell no! Get those pups away from that puppy killer! Hide your dogs. We don't want her here. We love our dogs in our town. Go away Puppy Killer!

Please can I have a Nobel peace prize, I helped a friend of mine murder a bunch of his neighbours and now I’ve told him to stop, so I’ve definitely done a peace. Give me the prize immediately please, not that anything could possibly go wrong, but just give it to me now, or else.

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Donald Trump exactly 12 years ago to the day on who should take the blame for a shutdown: "It always has to be the top. Problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top."

#ThisIsTrumpsShutdown

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I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

What in the hell is this? "I own you"???!!! This young man did a great job. This could be a demonstration video by employers of a difficult belligerent customer and how to handle.

You have the endorsement of me in Missoula, Montana, with a few $20 donations!

It is so good to remember that when things feel hopeless and shitty....
A perfectly crusted home-cooked steak, a masterfully flipped omelette, or expertly browned hash browns and suddenly things don't seem QUITE so bad. And the best is yet to come because now you get to eat it!

“Show us your warrant!”

“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔

*busts in the door with babies crying*

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SAD!!

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

The orange con man is at it again today—rambling about vaccines and somehow dragging Tylenol into it. 🤦‍♀️ Every time he opens his mouth, public health takes a hit.

#USDemocracy

'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People "Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.

In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed