Stompy Noir

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

This surprising building material is strong, cheap, and sustainable A team at RMIT University has created a cement-free construction material using only cardboard, soil, and water. Strong enough for low-rise buildings, it reduces emissions, costs, and waste compared t...

A team at RMIT University has created a cement-free construction material using only cardboard, soil, and water. Strong enough for low-rise buildings, it reduces emissions, costs, and waste compared to concrete
A game changer do not let vested interests stop it

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Vaccines cause autism, says worm that ate RFK Jr’s brain The worm that infiltrated and feasted on RFK Jr’s brain has claimed that vaccines cause children to catch autism.  The Great and Powerful Worm, 15, which faked its own death over a decade ago, has sin...

A spokesperson for the Great and Powerful Worm said: “Our beloved holy parasite has finally taken his throne. Now his glorious work can commence on eradicating vaccines and removing fluoride from the water.”

Ah yes. No better way to end a day spent protesting against immigrants than by enjoying some Yum Cha.

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

You have enough CRTs.

"Fuck me. Really?"

I think a lot of Liberals will be working from home

The change in the electorate boundaries for Melbourne has shifted all the northern booths in Wills. Which helps Sam Ratnam, but doesn’t help Adam. Plus Melbourne now includes a bunch of new booths in the south which are typically more Labor-voting. Fingers crossed that Adam can hold on!

Spud cooked

BREAKING: The Liberal Party chaser.com.au/national/spu...

I ❤️ Dump Dutton Day

#dumpDutton

Congrats!

Only way Trump would take notice is if it’s a photoshopped picture of himself with tatts. Could someone please make that?

Credit to the Victorian Trades Hall Council for this.

#auspol
#anyonebutdutton

party time!!

Your mum uses she/her pronouns. And yes she is still going strong 😆

Spotted a recorder in a secure display case at my local op shop. $5! 😂 Think they have this the wrong way around - would need to pay someone to take it away!

🤦‍♀️

You’d think they’d be embarrassed about officially recording their own stupidity in the parliamentary records.

Done. Good tip thanks.

And anyway if the orange dictator is going to insist on a new name, why not something more creative like Gulfy McGulf-Face?

A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

Criminal charges bring alleged ‘Pam the Bird’ artist back to earth Police say the bird graffiti has caused more than $100,000 worth of damage.

PAM the bird has been arrested.
www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

Straight GOAT of trolling👏🏼👏🏼🔥

@delphix4855.bsky.social I found your xmas present

‘And remember, it’s not earthed. So don’t touch that casing.’

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

YouTube video by BBC Cunk on Life – Trailer - BBC

More fun and profound nonsense from the wonderful Filomena Cunk, with cameos from me and @ProfBrianCox, in Cunk on Life, 30 Dec on BBC2. See trailer here:
youtu.be/ByCxxZOwQUI?... via @YouTube

turkey stuffed with octopus tentacles, sitting on top of crab legs

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

The #Brunwick Market is on fire but the street artists just carry on tagging. This is #peakBrunswick

Yes! Let’s do that!