Brian (He/Him)

@jimmykempski.bsky.social
Hi Jimmy, I'm seeing a lot of clickbaity articles saying Zach Baun is going to get a huge fine for the hit that knocked Skattebo out. They never replayed it on the broadcast, but did you think it was an illegal hip-drop? Thanks!

27.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Despite how grossed out I was about Saquon palling around with Mango Mussolini, he seems like he's a good, selfless teammate.

07.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go fuck a couch. Meow, fucker.

16.07.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or we could, like, tax the rich?

11.03.2025 11:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Google Maps! Hey President Shithead! I fixed it for you. Go Birds #gobirds #fdt #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica

12.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck Trump but I'm all about the #Eagles for the next 8 days. #GoBirds

01.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go Birds.

25.01.2025 21:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A hero. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed. #gritty

22.01.2025 05:16 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started Final Fantasy XVI on November 6, 2024, in the crushing despair of Trump's victory. Great story about finding the will to keep fighting.

22.01.2025 03:44 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

22.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The rules, if you are keeping track:

If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.

If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.

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