Clem Fandango

"I know I said lock 'em up for longer, just nowhere near why I live!"

Mass arrests at a protest? What are we turning into? Russia?

I wonder what the Met Police will think of having to report to a bloke who has a conviction for assaulting Police colleagues?

The lock on Melania's bedroom door.

Do people actually pay him to hear him spout this crap?

I'd happily delegate it to a rabid dog.

I get distressed every time I have to look at her ugly mush or listen to her whiny voice.

I'm convinced Liz was a Boris Johnson plant.
Johnson was determined not to go down as the worse Prime Minister in history so conspired to have Truss replace him.

Hill Street Blues opening credits and theme - GOAT.

Perhaps if she identified as Robert Jendrick / James Cleverly* she might stand a chance of remaining Conservative leader after November.
*Delete as appropriate.

Fred Trump should have used one of those condoms.

YouTube video by Movieclips Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked? - Airplane! (3/10) Movie CLIP (1980) HD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A1...

YouTube video by Michael Spicer The Room Next Door - When Donald Trump was Called Out

"He can't write down two zeros without turning them into a pair of tits".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hW...

I'd love to see him as Reform's candidate for London Mayor. He'd get such a kicking in the poll I wouldn't be surprised if he lost his deposit.

Trump's reply.

It's still on youtube. I just looked it up. It brightened my day.

Very similar to AH.
Adolf said he had no interest in leading his country but had to do it to save the people.

Just had to check whether or not Francois was still an MP.
I'm shocked to see that not only is he still an MP but he's actually shadow minister for defence. FFS

Just looked up that video. Spot on.

Did I understand the last few moments of the conversation? The little rat thinks he's going to get back into parliament and lead us to the sunlit uplands.

Just been listening to the sniveling Steve Baker on "Reflections" on Radio 4.
The little rat is still trying to justify Brexit.

I suggest they plug him in directly to the mains.

Does he remind you of anyone?

This is the entire and only reason for the existence of the RNLI. Saving lives at sea. It's not that difficult to understand.

The sad thing is that half those mentioned are now sitting in the House of Lords still making our laws
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No Joker allowed.

I see your Claire Fox and raise you Boris Johnson and David Cameron.

Combined with David Frost