there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
11.12.2025 01:03 β π 2092 π 248 π¬ 53 π 24@blanksslate.bsky.social
D.C.-based criminal justice writer and socio-cultural critic who spends a lot of time at the library. Hoosier by birth and college education. Some would call me a libertarian. I would not. https://theblanksslate.substack.com/ Signal: @jpblanks.36
there are not enough hotdog gifs in the world
11.12.2025 01:03 β π 2092 π 248 π¬ 53 π 24Your back is up against the wall. All looks lost. Who is coming to save you? Film stills only (that is, no GIFs) #FilmSky
10.12.2025 01:26 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 5"there's a new serif in town"
10.12.2025 01:06 β π 14756 π 2513 π¬ 1024 π 253Well itβs been RW code for white for some time now so this seems like a natural progression.
09.12.2025 21:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are there any fucking adults left in the American elite? This reads like an excuse a friend makes for a popular girl in high school.
08.12.2025 20:45 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Dara: βOn a scale of 1-10, how happy are you about [IUβs #1 ranking]?
Me: β1987β
I WOKE UP HAPPY!!!
HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!
Theyβre killing people as a twitter joke. Itβs depraved. Canβt let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
05.12.2025 02:28 β π 13783 π 4264 π¬ 447 π 175Me before every panel Iβm on: βI have three drafts of notes of all the things I want to say.β
Me on panel: what notes?
Me after panel: ::le sigh:: bonjour, we meet again, lβesprit de l'escalier.
this is just gutter racism
28.11.2025 12:59 β π 18495 π 3645 π¬ 832 π 239Things that can all be true simultaneously:
-absolutely no excuse for violent attack on NG
-their deployment is wasteful security theatre that makes them less safe
-the administration is chickenshit all the way down
This year a friend of mine died of ALS.
Her plan was to do just that over Memorial Day weekendβI miss her dark sense of humorβbut she didnβt make it that long.
Please take a watch:
26.11.2025 15:14 β π 152 π 43 π¬ 3 π 1Cincinnati crew, assemble
25.11.2025 16:13 β π 129 π 22 π¬ 3 π 0If you've enjoyed my podcast any time in the last year, you should know that a pretty big chunk of those episodes were based on articles from @liberalcurrents.com. It's an extraordinary publication, and they're raising money to take it to the next level. I encourage you to support it.
25.11.2025 18:48 β π 13 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1Why must owners make loving sports so fβn hard?!
24.11.2025 16:57 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm a big fan of Liberal Currents, whose work Iβve found particularly invigorating over this last year.
24.11.2025 11:36 β π 819 π 156 π¬ 9 π 4Just heard that after 27 years on Louisianaβs death row, Chris βJimmieβ Duncan is finally getting out. Not exactly sure when, but Iβm told heβll be home for Thanksgiving.
This is wonderful news.
Hereβs my 2009 piece on the forensic fraud that got him convicted:
Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe
Wilmingtonβs Lie by David Zucchino
Devil in the Grove by Gilbert King
Imagine naming your round-up-hardworking-brown-people operation after a story written by the same man who wrote this.
Some pig, indeed.
In my agita, I am sure I would use some highfalutin words, but God help me if I sound like a man who turned to garbled interpretations of Marcus Aurelius after my estranged partner wrote 10th grade love notes to any number of politicos two decades my senior.
18.11.2025 01:43 β π 34 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1I feel attacked.π
16.11.2025 15:45 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 0 π 2Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
14.11.2025 21:25 β π 13356 π 5267 π¬ 218 π 542speaking of supposedly objective gatekeepers...
11.11.2025 15:12 β π 11 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
11.11.2025 14:42 β π 3668 π 1170 π¬ 109 π 214Anyway, read the whole thing and follow Adam if you donβt already.
Gift link above if you need a subscription.
We are not the snowflakes; itβs the hair-trigger reactionaries who see censorship in every criticism or personal objection that freak out.
Such self-determined guardians of objectivity provide cover for people who really just want to preserve their old-timey racism and white male supremacy.
While some progressive scolds want to bowdlerize racism, sexism, and other prejudices out of classic literatureβIβm very much against itβmost of us who read a lot have had to grapple with such things, sometimes in works that we love.
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