molly mitosis

"not voting is a vote for the other party" no, a vote for the other party is a vote for the other party

you're just jealous because the lord says im his plumpest and most shapely peasant lol

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

bsky alt text is either

"A grey tabby cat standing next to a dog twice its size; nevertheless, the dog seems afraid."

OR

"scared dog"

See Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a theater if you can. Most I've laughed in a theater since Rise of Skywalker

A brown and white bunny stands on its hind legs, leaning on a sofa while looking at an open laptop on a wooden table.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

progressives are all about self-determination until the choices one makes and the language one uses makes them a little bit uncomfy

btw why is that when i express discomfort abt straight men finding me attractive everyone agrees that that's gross but when i express discomfort about lesbians finding me attractive it's all "im a lesbian and i LOVE trans guys" and "it's actually really flattering you should be flattered" etc

@vendetta2525.com zappa cat

i love you bad bunny

70s prog bands:

We are reaching peak levels of no games this generation

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a Guy Finnacum,

THAT IS NOT ME

lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/

I saw someone say that Flagg being so good already kind of blunts the horribleness of the Doncic trade, and the thing about that is that trades don't exist in a 2K vacuum in real life and the fanbase was traumatized by such a stupid trade in ways we might not truly know about for years

a cat is taking a bath in a bathtub with water pouring out of it Alt: a cat is in the bathtub and staring scared and awkwardly

"be gay do crime" mfs when a woman has to use crypto to get her life-saving medication

i mean tbf the definition of zionism is believing that israel should keep existing as an ethnostate, which the two state solution advocates

Concept art for Lilo & Stitch (2002), dir. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois, Walt Disney Feature Animation

Art by Andy Harkness and Craig Grasso

@wysteriasweater.bsky.social you

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

a picture of Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia wearing a black t-shirt with the logo for Phish (the band) on it, also he's wearing a peace sign necklace on

There is a 7 year old white kid in their basement right now toying with a guitar who in 15 years will start a Dead cover band called Jer and the Boys that some of you will end up flying to see them live

bulge warning? more like my mouth

Prediction - If the #WorldCup is allowed to happen in the USA, there will be incidents with ICE assaulting fans, players, coaches etc.

People may die.

Soccer is not worth that.

Good evening. The person who put Backwards Food For Backwards Folks into tonight's setlist and let it sit for several minutes has been sacked. The person who sacked the setlist culprit has also been sacked. We apologize for any confusion caused and assure you such an action won't happen again.

jay is a hypocrite