Ali

I knew it. You all thought the Santa Tracker was cute but I knew it was just a prototype

Uptown funk gonna take one of your kids and hold it hostage as leverage

A photo of a downspout that has a hole. The intact downspout represents an artist’s plans. The leak represents whoat they actually do. Th irony is the leak perfectly enters a crack in the downspout further down implying even though the artist’s work doesn’t follow the planned trajectory everything works out in this end.

Ripped this from FB because it perfectly describes my entire life,

You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?

The show isn’t for me, but nonetheless I have to salute Reacher for offering one of the few positive depictions in media of lethal drifters

photo of a wooden chair on sand with the ocean in the background

someone took the chair they're selling on facebook marketplace to the god damn beach for a photo shoot im crying

Frogspotting .. X Zoie Liopiros • 1h • © I've been hearing a frog singing from inside our wind chimes for a month or so, but today I found out it's not just one frog! It's a whole secret society

do you want to see something so so beautiful

Guy shaking head at "New Bluesky logo is a butterfly"

Guy nodding head at "New Bluesky logo is Mothra, Queen of the Monsters"

Tying an English actor to a chair and whispering into their ear, “Give me a baseline General American accent. Not Southern. Not New York. General. American.” Then drinking a cup of tea with the teabag still in it in front of them.

A newspaper clipping that reads: "Noisy, Hungry Frogs Sadden Farmer's Life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt."

Happy Monday! Here's a newspaper clipping from 1906.

artist bea camacho crocheted herself into a cocoon continuously for eleven hours three photos of a woman with red yarn crocheting around herself until the last one she’s laying on the floor completely enclosed in her cocoon

i’m so sorry, i can’t tonight, i have plans to crochet myself into a cocoon 🧶

“When you told her you’re a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific.” The cookie monster in bed with a lot of cookies.

People can turn off replies in their feeds and I want you to see my pictures so I guess each post needs to be standalone?

Here's our friend from Tokyo, Fuji-san.

More at instagram.com/alihabbasi

Looking down an alley towards the Tokyo Skytree, Tokyo.

Some pictures from Kyoto. From the walk up the Arashiyama hills near the bamboo forest, and the other from the walk up the Fushimi Irani mountain with the famous red Torii gates.

Some pictures from Kyoto. From the walk up the Arashiyama hills near the bamboo forest, and the other from the walk up the Fushimi Irani mountain with the famous red Torii gates.

Looking down an alley towards the Tokyo Skytree, Tokyo.

Curved facade of Sompo Insurance head office in Tokyo, Japan.

Closeup of curved facade of Sompo Insurance head office in Tokyo, Japan.

Do people do #photography on here? Unsure if hashtags even a thing.

Anyway, maybe I make a thread of pictures I've taken.

Closeup of the Sompo Insurance Head Office building in Tokyo, Japan. Loved the curving facade towards the base of the skyscraper.

Does bluesky do threads

Surprising amount of furry adjacent stuff on the Discover page is it somebody I've followed or just the vibe here 👀

my parents have mice in their house because it's a huge old house full of junk out in the woods and they keep catching them in live traps and releasing them in the orchard which is, to paraphrase mitch hedburg, just making the mouse late for something

sticker on a pole that says A.N.A.L. ALL NAZIS ARE LOSERS with a buttplug breaking a swastika

THE SEAGULLS DON'T WORK FOR US, a moving meditation on the relationship between man and nature

Extract from a book suggesting the people who commit atrocities are not ‘them’ but ‘us’

Terry Pratchett.