jago 🐾

WHY ARE YOU A LAP DOWN???????

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips

me watching this race trying to figure out how marcus went from looking punchy in the top 10, to running last on track #INDYCAR

it sure is

anyway, I did what I've been threatening to do for ~18 months and go for a swim AND I managed to stop myself before I popped out my shoulder, applaud meeeeeeeee 👏

Why is it that multiple parents today were insistent on putting their children in the MEDIUM speed lane in the swimming pool today? Bad enough, but also not a single one of those children could actually swim and had to be turfed out by lifeguards.

There is a kids pool for a reason, folks.

it sure is

Furthest I've been:

N: Copenhagen, Denmark
E: New Delhi, India
S: Tenerife
W: Indianapolis, USA

I can't believe some people have the time in their lives to write and enforce policy on who is allowed to piss. and they think trans people are the creeps??? sorry, genital inspector who wants to see a flash of gash to go into the bogs, you are the fucking freak ACTUALLY

I don't think we're throwing enough rocks.

so if you're a trans guy, you're not allowed to piss in the men's toilet because it's not your AGAB, and you're not allowed to piss in the women's because that would upset people.

WHERE ARE YOU MEANT TO PISS THEN

it sure was

Oh god, the Loathing Hours™

this is ~15 minutes after he said he was going to have to keep a lid on how clever he is

Daren leaning forward and whispering "the hills are alive" like a Russian spy, the THEATRE of the man 🕵️ #DestinationX

😂 I can see it!

Goddddd doing switchbacks blind 🤮

I had the same disappointment - I feel like having straight out of the fridge was an error, it made the cream cheese too solid and an Unsatisfactory Experience. But even then, I don't think a room temperature eating would have improved the problem :(

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also fingers crossed they ARE putting on the bus aka mobile grandstand, or the walk to the wing is going to be miserable! (unless I can blag us a good parking spot)

I want to play it because i would be immense, but the prospect of sitting on a windowless coach all day - it's giving travel sickness 🤢💅✨

a woman wearing headphones is holding a piece of paper in an office while dancing . ALT: a woman wearing headphones is holding a piece of paper in an office while dancing .

Daren somehow vibing his way through the game, despite being lead down every dark alley #DestinationX

it sure isn't

it sure is

A real speedy boy

Fox at the cricket! @elyndys.bsky.social

trying to explode a colleague with my mind

it sure isn't

FUMING, HE'S A LOVELY MALIGNED BOY 🐍🐍🐍🐍