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Emily

@emsterlikewhoax.bsky.social

My unsolicited thoughts on bravo, pop culture, ny sports and nj politics.

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Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

28.04.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me at every minor inconvenience

19.04.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😒

12.04.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool outfit wasted on coat weather😀

12.04.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll crack open a cold one the day t**** dies tho

12.04.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to do dry Jan and accidently wound up 100 days sober today πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

12.04.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg😫

12.04.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grad school, Wellbutrin and therapy have not cured my depression, so I have decided to run a marathon.

03.04.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear it is way windier now than it ever was when I was a kid. Constant gusts on a regular basis.

23.03.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can tell its spring bc kfly is tweeting about pop punk

22.03.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent 85 dollars on bombas socks and I hate to admit it but they were worth every penny πŸ₯²

21.03.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been running 4 days a week on a treadmill and last night I ran outside for the first time and I cannot believe how much easier outside is. I feel like a fool.

14.03.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Primary every one of the spineless fuckers who vote yes on cloture or cr

14.03.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really don’t need these 5 years since Covid hit think pieces that are everywhere lately

14.03.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can not stress how much leaving the library at dusk instead of pitch black darkness has improved my night

10.03.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to think manifestation does not actually work….

05.03.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In an insane time, this zelensky press conference might be the most insane. Wow.

28.02.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had bird flu not measles as the next pandemic but here we are.

27.02.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rilo Kiley east coast tour datesπŸ₯°

25.02.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the demonization of public sector employees is so god damn depressing.

25.02.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy budget day to all NJers who celebrate! I am hoping to see robust spending on public transportation but am not holding my breath.

25.02.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thirty seven. One year closer to the sweet embrace of death.

11.02.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the state could force zoning changes state wide to allow more density instead of requiring minimums for each town.

02.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh RFK loudly breathing into the microphone is soooo disgusting 🀒

29.01.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DOES RFK JR SOUND LIKE THIS

29.01.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the intention is to overwhelm people with so much bad news that they feel paralyzed and give up, I gotta admit it’s working on me.

28.01.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New hypothesis: podcasts are contributing to the loneliness epidemic bc it feels like hanging out with friends without actually doing so, further isolating people.

27.01.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this in NJ?

27.01.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joy is not resistance. Reposting TikToks is not resistance. Rest is not resistance. Making up cutesy, meaningless terms like snow boots is not resistance. Resistance requires real life actions. Doing the bare minimum on the internet accomplishes nothing and is why the movement is doomed to fail.

24.01.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibes continue to be BAD.

21.01.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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