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Let's zoom in, shall we?

They're putting him in charge of one of the scran kiosks.

Litherland's absolutely more Scouse than Huyton.

Just the one but now I have an idea for the sequel.

In fairness, I have to use AI for work right now and as part of my current project I'm making it write fanfiction about footballers.

This is a genuine part of my job right now. I just made it write about Seamus Coleman being a kebab shop bossman.

David Squires on … karmic realignment for Arsenal against Manchester City Our cartoonist on the Gunners achieving a higher state of zen in their 5-1 humbling of the Premier League champions

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

You'd probably try to eat them.

Sounds like something @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social would eat tbh

...the Rat Pack?

Preferred way to eat a tangle twister lolly ice

Cozy football podcast time!!!!

ENJOY THE CURSE

The amount of stuff I'm having to send back to Amazon lately is ridiculous.

I'm trying to keep up but I think it's more just the energy of still checking both places?

Things will work out, I'm sure, but before Space Nonce, it was a really vibrant community and here it just seems a bit dead right now.

Think the weird thing about the whole 'everyone's on two apps' thing is that I'm just starting to feel so divorced from everything.

Grateful for the times we had on the Bird App that gave me the pals I have now, though 💙

May he rot.

We need to start calling them by their proper title.

The sub community.

If we start framing it like they're all little paypigs to Mommy NHS they might stop being reprehensible toads.

And yet, still, no bins?

As if Minah just got bagged by someone who hasn't washed her hair in three weeks. Appalling. #TheTraitorsUK

And yet, you are not showing bins.

You can try, but your lanolin-soaked hands will never reach me as I am safe within the city walls.

What colour's your bin again? And who do you pay council tax to?

Thought so. Away with you, sheep.

The two Huyton Avengers here, is it?

No, because I'm not a dragged-up meff.

He's just not a well man, in so many ways.

The sadness in your eyes says it all.

1) Why have you laid out an entire ribbon of spunk over the top of that?
2) Have you been to see your doctor about it?

Right, we all back on here properly then?