Dev

Damn guys I guess they finally misplaced the dongle for his charger

Load-bearing daughter

Asking my family and friends to forget I’m neurodivergent so I can send them this instead

First of all the government has been trying to fight autism for decades now by refusing to give us a nationwide high speed rail system

Someone has the chance to copyright all of it before he can put them on fucking hats, they’re leaving money on the table

Captain, the bootlickery is off the charts! The ship can’t handle it!

Therapist: The cunty Hat Man can’t hurt you, he isn’t real

The Cunty Hat Man:

You know I have to respect my therapist’s dedication to trying to get me to stop believing I’m always in trouble knowing full well we’re both from immigrant Catholic families and that’s just not on the table for either of us, truly inspiring levels of optimism

rfk jr kinda reminds me of her

Fucked up that all these chuds have a breeding kink and are trying to force us all to rawdog and not a praise kink where they invest in social programs and beg us to tell them they are being Mommy Liberty’s good little boys

Eldest Daughters:

Bi/Pan alliance club called “A Secret Third Thing”

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

Was I good? Was I normal? Did I seem like a bottomless pit of want and need? Did I come off like a paper thin veneer of a person covering a black hole of validation and acceptance? Was I cringe? Did people laugh at my jokes?

“Well yeah the trolling is funny but he didn’t-“ I am in your walls. I am in your walls and vents like Eugene Victor Tooms. I am whispering in your ear at night that purity politics is not sustainable. I am eating all the food in your fridge and leaving mayo packets. I am stealing every left shoe.

The reason no solid accounts of Jesus’ adolescence exist is because the Vatican doesn’t want you to know he went through a pretty heavy ska phase as a teen

I’m gonna hold your hands and give them a gentle lil squeeze when I say this: A billionaire’s a billionaire and a boot’s a boot and even your faves would throw you to the sharks if the money was right.

One day, God willing, we’re going to wake up and it will have happened

Move night ideas: Post-Twilight unhinged homoerotic A24 double feature of Love Lies Bleeding and The Lighthouse

She jabbar on my pain box til I gom (is this anything)

Did we ever figure out how the pope feels about Fall Out Boy

Superman: Confirmed pop-punk enjoyer

“It costs nothing to be kind” Incorrect. It costs you the comfort of selfishness and simple dichotomies but do you want to be comfortable or do you want to meaningfully engage with the world you have a unique and essential part to play within.

I’ve seen a lot of ghoulish shit this year but using ai slop generated photos of starving Palestinian children for scam fundraisers is definitely scraping the bottom of the craven barrel

For the series finale of The Bear they should let him have a Xanax

ICE is taking more L’s in LA than an aspiring actor

Teeth? You mean my steppin’ out bones?

Protect trans kids or die by my sword, coward

What if we kissed 🥰😚 next to the Long Term Nuclear Waste Warning Spike Field/Atomic Necropolis/Monument to Mankind’s Folly haha 🤣😤 …unless? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻