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@brandonransom.bsky.social

Chairman of Politburo, Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company

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Anyone want to move to Alaska?

20.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m pretty sure IV was an LP

20.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so beloved, we will all pray for you!! πŸ™ Jesus is with you every step of the way!!!

19.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat sits at a table reading a newspaper next to a cup of coffee ALT: a cat sits at a table reading a newspaper next to a cup of coffee
19.11.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d bet if it’s good enough he’ll even so a dramatic reading

19.11.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keith "older mann" tbh

18.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œaN Historic” is the worst of the four, and you’ll hear it on NPR twice a month minimum

18.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m reminded of the Upton Sinclair quote: β€œIt is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

So many people refuse to accept things that are patently obvious, because their worldview will not allow them to.

18.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ΟΞ΅Ο„ΟΟŒ

17.11.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
17.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fanciest Dijon ketchups!!

17.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you can grow a beard to hide your shame

17.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is psycho behavior

17.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is too hot in LA

17.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There really are few things cooler than listening to wild and free humpback whales just breathing and diving πŸ‹

16.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I’m inclined to believe him that all nine popes would oppose him, but that says more about where he stands than than anything else

16.11.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go on up there and get em

15.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayfkm

15.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pooper you’re not supposed to put them on your nose

14.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a pickup
Truck

14.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

12.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turn on RAW images and they’re way better

11.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet by Homeland Security # β€’ 13h
DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN.
Here are the FACTS: during an operation rioters begar throwing objects at agents and blocking the road. Thi
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Tweet by Homeland Security # β€’ 13h DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN. Here are the FACTS: during an operation rioters begar throwing objects at agents and blocking the road. Thi Show more

My "Not involved in pepper spraying children" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.

11.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Look I know β€œlow cost of living” and β€œaccessibility of travel and resources” are important but I know a few people in Alaska who would love you to move here!!!

09.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m listening to Colin Firth read The End of The Affair now, it’s very good but also very intense

09.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes

02.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i believe in 19 innings

02.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four bases, one ball

02.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

calling all my children Janet the way they be Yellen

01.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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