Bara

No audience participation. I’ve never seen it screened here before

100-foot Liza stomping Nazis along the Friedrichstraße while slowly and ominously singing ‘Mein Herr’

Mine too. It was an unexpected surprise in the movie listings. And a wonderful treat

You’re only allowed to sing if you can do the choreography too

We really do! It was at least 17 per cent better than watching it on my phone

The poster for CABARET (1972)

Saw CABARET at the pictures tonight

You might not have heard, because they just won’t tell you, but great movies really are even better on the big screen

A photo of a young Margot Robbie in a school uniform

No, but, do I look wuthered, miss? Do I look wuthered though?

Polyamory exists, Shamus. Be the toxic third that breaks up the original couple

White boy with a big beard and white boy with a moustache cuddling cutely in cinema seating

Pictured: the spiritually gay and autistic apes who went and seen PRIMATE last night. // @bara.bsky.social

PRIMATE isn't a textually gay film, but it IS the story of a household where one family member is a beloved but improperly cared for exotic pet who snaps and destroys everything. And that makes it a spiritually gay film AND a spiritually autistic film.

The poster for PRIMATE

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PRIMATE? There are no gays, but one of the straight boys is kinda dressed like Magic Earring Ken

Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy

It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it

A drawing on a post-it of a green lizard

This diva
#LookAtMyDoodle

Poster for SEND HELP

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs SEND HELP? It’s not gay at all, but it made me significantly more gay watching it

It’s camp. Its funny. It’s got the superb Rachel MacAdams playing an unhinged nutter. It’s got Dylan O’Brien’s buttocks and chest hair

These things are scientifically proven to make you more gay

Where do I go if I wanna be a calm, serenity-loving sweetie?

A drawing on a grey post-it of a creepy house

Aunt Polly’s house from POLLYANNA, a big 4-storey thing with gables and turrets

Fourth guest prompt is from @thatbearlifts.bsky.social: a creepy house

I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work

#LookAtMyDoodle

The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — sitting near a lake

Working from home = breakfast burritos by the lake

I’m sorry, that’s an amazing dinosaur. You can actually see the realisation of mortality in her eyes. Best dinosaur of the day!

He’s hot 🥵

would you let this man tattoo you

It was a lot of fun. Not easy to excel, but we all had flashes of skill

Tattoos on synthetic skin: a green scorpion and a yellow snake curled between pink roses

I’m happy with how much we learned to do in 2 hours. These are my tattoos 👇

Two cute white boys intensely focussed on using tattoo guns to ornament synthetic skin

Great fun with @ironbars.bsky.social and @didge.bsky.social, learning to be amazing tattoo artists. (The handsome Mrs Ironbars not pictured.)

Drawing of a NO DROWNING sign in front of a lake at sunset

Third prompt was @seanmichellegellar.bsky.social: Man-made elements in nature — for example, no swimming sign by the lake

#LookAtMyDoodle

I'm very proud of you, baby. Your efforts have been so consistent and determined.

A drawing on a post-it loosely modelled after Marcel Duchamp’s “Nude Descending a Staircase, Number 2”

I’ve had long covid since 2021. Exercise is difficult

But I try to keep moving to gradually build up my step count

For the first time, my daily and monthly steps are higher than my pre-covid average

No gym pics, but steady progress. I’m happy

#LookAtMyDoodle
“Fat Dude Descending a Staircase”

Screenshot of MEAN GIRLS with edited subtitle that reads: ‘This is DYLAN — he’s almost too gay to function’

put this on 2013 tumblr where it belongs

A tweet from Bara Plain N Tall, reading "had a good day" and displaying the family guy screenshot of Peter gay cuddling with a twink

A framed drawing of the family guy screenshot, but with Scott instead of Peter and Dylan instead of the twink

How it started How it's going

Wuthering Heights? Yeah, I know it. Few clicks up the road from Wuthering Spit—near the Westfields

everyone loves me and wishes me well oh no