Bara

A tall kind of mushroom guy standing on his planet

#LookAtMyDoodle

It’s so nice to take a break from my weekday job of Email to do my weekend job Phone

The abolition of carceral systems includes Dungeons and Dragons

WANTED: Mother and Crone seeks Maiden, 18 to 35 (state of mind), for ancient triadic symbolism, enduring temporal metaphor and some light sapphistry. Must have own robe and garland.

40,000 tumblr-looking people*

So good

White boy with a moustache and white boy with a big beard doing comical scowls at each other

me and @bara.bsky.social, angry at each other for being so cute

yeah bro I’m having an objectively bad day and shit sucks but dude I still find delight in your small expressions of joy and whimsy on the timeline man they rock

My new hobby is playing the Blue Mink (1969) and Boyzone (1996) versions of “Melting Pot” for loved ones — to show how shockingly bad people are at curing racism

‘MMMBop’ by Hanson

Me looking at a tree: This diva.

Me listening to music: This diva.

Me reading a work email: This diva.

This game has no winners

Love playing a game of Is-This-Dementia-Or-Are-You-Just-A-Fuckwit with my elderly father

A poster for The Conjuring: Last Rites

Hands down, THE CONJURING: LAST RITES is the best The Conjuring movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

(I have never seen any The Conjuring movie.)

It’s on at the cinemas here in Australia. I understand it will have a US cinema release on 31 October

I did not know what to expect, but I loved it

I also just watched Lesbian Space Princess and if you haven’t you really should.

White boy with a moustache poses with foliage.

Cherry blossoms on the branch against a blue sky.

A plant with long tendrils of little pink flowers that I do not know the name of.

White boy with big beard poses with foliage.

Toowoomba Carnival of Flowers today with my sweetie @bara.bsky.social

Always a delight when one catches up with @bara.bsky.social

Phew! Thought it was gonna get weird there

You have my blessing

Prepare yourself for twice the disappointment

That’s not how Santa even works! He’s not Encino Man

The account holder — white, bearded, bespectacled and 49 — looking hot but not funny

new oomves can like this picture to show they follow me for being hot, not for being funny

The Barberini Faun in the Louvre

James McAvoy wearing a kilt and reclining on an armchair in a louche manner. With eye contact!

You never think to manifest “James McAvoy in a kilt reclining like a Barberini Faun” but the Universe is a clever girl and she gives it to you anyway

my cuck runneth over

incoming allegations looking white men 💀💀💀 holy shit

10 hours of work on 4 hours of sleep has only made me 70 per cent mentally ill

white boy with a moustache sitting in a park

white boy with a moustache sitting in a park with his tongue sticking out because he's crazyyyyyy

gay boy