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@goodroundboy.bsky.social

internet haruspex, horror enthusiast, crammed full of garlic. they/them

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"AI detectors" are themselves AI, and yet are endlessly trusted by people on here if they say that a newspaper article is AI.

AI detectors are snake oil. None of them reliably works. And UK broadsheet are not yet using AI to write articles. No, that link to the deal you found doesn't prove it.

16.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1623    πŸ” 615    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 27

glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses

15.02.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1137    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 21
a lego model of a handsaw about 15mm in length shown on the palm of the photographer's hand

a lego model of a handsaw about 15mm in length shown on the palm of the photographer's hand

fellas please don't touch this it's still a little saw

16.02.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This may be the European Marxist in me - but I think political candidates should outline their positions before you're asked to vote for them & if those positions are awful you shouldn't vote for them.

16.02.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

it's scary at first for sure!

16.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ime people in the men's room just don't look at or talk to each other, so when i switched i was relieved! but ofc ymmv

it's so fucked how much women stare at each other in the bathroom!!!

16.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes!! yes!!!

16.02.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean definitely mens or unisex

16.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being disabled is not a moral failing.

It’s not something you can try harder your way out of.

Healthy lifestyle and β€œwellness” won’t stop it from happening.

It’s a minority group you can join at any time.

We aren’t less than.

We aren’t expendable.

We aren’t to blame.

16.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 39888    πŸ” 13481    πŸ’¬ 641    πŸ“Œ 570
Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ChappellRoanVEVO Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club (Official Music Video)

SONG OF THE DAY - #46 - FEBRUARY 15TH, 2026

Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club

youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?...

15.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you my darling!!

15.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know who needs to hear this but:
Jesus died for your right to take HRT, and baby he is so proud of you.

31.03.2024 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

what do you put in your tuna melts?

15.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want something actually fun to celebrate, this is @aivalentin.bsky.social 's birthday and you should send him birthday wishes. We can't go out for dinner today because of Mardi Gras madness but if you'd like, you can send him ice cream and taco money for next week.

Paypal.me/thelionmachine

15.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did also just see myself in the mirror wearing a t-shirt (cut up the back so i could get it on without lifting my arms and safety pinned closed by my partner) and burst into giggles though so that's pretty cool

14.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do and i love that, thank you πŸ₯Ή

14.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, my arm won't raise without blinding pain. I don't know how to beg without acting like a sick animal hiding under your porch. I can't cook, or type on a keyboard, im on my stomach using my left hand on my phone. Shits bad

12.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Please help my friend Brian!

14.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks pal πŸ’š i'm sure i'll become a whole new kind of itchy afterwards but i'm so over this annoying dressing haha

14.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please I’m all out

13.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am so itchy i'm losing it. just another two days until my dressing comes off 🀞🀞🀞🀞

14.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They don't tell you this, but you can simply choose what kind of person you want to be, and then be that person, and there's literally nothing stopping you

09.02.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

not loving the huge post-top surgery tummy situation tbh, could do with that going down any time now

13.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jason's hockey mask against a dark background captioned 

I don't always 
CH CH CH CH
but when I do,
I AH AH AH AH

Jason's hockey mask against a dark background captioned I don't always CH CH CH CH but when I do, I AH AH AH AH

happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate

13.06.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

sometimes being fat is just so fucking exhausting tbh

13.02.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in some ways. the danny butterman in others

13.02.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i couldn't agree more. i was so down to buy some expensive trousers today but i couldn't even get them up my legs lmao, after the guy who owned the shop confidently being like "nah i think we can sort you out"

13.02.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every person contains a nicholas angel and a danny butterman

13.02.2026 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love when a company tells you proudly how size-inclusive they are and then their trousers go up to a size 16 in the women's/"gender inclusive" and a small 40 waist in the mens

13.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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