Of all the things that really didn't need an AI assistant
My smartlight controller app really didn't
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Of all the things that really didn't need an AI assistant
My smartlight controller app really didn't
Aaaaand it's a wrap
I'm officially retired from working at events.
Holy shit, these 6 years have been unreal. Met and made thousands of people happy so..
Jobs a goodun!
Time to sit back and enjoy everything I've contributed to.
Happy DW25. Can't wait to see everyone next year
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.
Wes Anderson
19.10.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 3026 ๐ 439 ๐ฌ 36 ๐ 5When the top's hitting from behind and asks to squeeze your spot for you
17.10.2025 17:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe ๐
16.10.2025 10:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Horrendous shout getting a vaccine that I'm allergic to 2 days before a con
16.10.2025 09:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I will remind you who I am with my kisses
15.10.2025 22:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was dying for a drop here..
I feel edged
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ATL Pride 2025
DJ play the new AJR album ONE MORE TIME
14.10.2025 07:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How it feels when the PrEP goes down sideways
14.10.2025 06:42 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They will never stop me
13.10.2025 13:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*Watching delivery crews at the office bringing in 20 crates of coffee beans*
That's a lot of beans.
Brain a bit squidgy?
13.10.2025 11:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Chester feels like a city that has cemented its identity through history - and is a remarkable example of how a place can grow while still preserving the past.
Standing on a wall that has existed for nearly 2000 years and drinking in pubs 500 years old felt like a very fun treat
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12.10.2025 10:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0REST IN PISS IAN WATKIIIIIIIIIINS ๐ฅ
11.10.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The MechEng in me laughed very very hard and loud after the buffer bar in my brain finished loading
11.10.2025 07:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I AM NOT BEING VERY NORMAL ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW
11.10.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The shit thing is that between trains and buses, I have spent enough money to warrant me an Uber home...
08.10.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My commute home is so fucked up that after finishing work almost 4, hours ago I am *still* not home.
08.10.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style "Getting raptured? No thanks I'm getting raptored"
Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
23.09.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 4399 ๐ 1338 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 13Ruined Ottober
07.10.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Was up a liiiiiittle too late dicking myself ๐
Worth it
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
06.10.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 19643 ๐ 7436 ๐ฌ 136 ๐ 377Usually I just need the one!!
But I had a late night and I wasn't getting away with it this time
Cooked
06.10.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I've found out why people like cooking so much
The cheeky glass of wine (or two) really makes it a whole experience