Brandon

What if fake things were real and real things were fake. Then stuff might be different and we wouldn’t really know what caused stuff. I am very intelligent

Being sad at work 3PM on a Friday…more like a cry-Day am I right ladies

I will be retaliating against these tariffs by making my posts 20% longer, taxing the most valuable resource of all, time, which you are now wasting more of if you kept reading all the way to the end here

I am so impressed Booker is still going!

Karoline Leavitt you are aging like old milk that’s just what hate in your heart does to you. You can whine about criminals but you don’t mind working for one, I could find a fifth grader who understands due process better

Mixed feeling about these signal chats, “risking the lives of service members” is a meaningless concept considering we sent them there to bomb indiscriminately. Though seeing the dems finally doing…well anything at all has been a nice change of pace.

i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded

Democrats laying down and taking it like a catholic mom on her 12th child. Just legs wide open no resistance, might as well lube him up too chuck!

Leg day in a walkable city I’m stumbling around like a newborn foal

My yoga teacher just recognized the light and love in my soul and then validated my parking

In the shower I sound just like her trust

Kristen Chenoweth’s cover of Maybe This Time is a medical marvel - where is she hiding that voice she’s 4’11!

one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit

Immediately upon opening tik tok they served me an ad with a jump scare in the first two seconds 😩

A tooltip of the WiFi settings explaining what WiFi is

Apple don’t PMO I know what WiFi does why does everything have a tooltip

Libs taking a victory lap about Trump wanting to ethnically cleanse Gaza sure is gross

Criminality requires a jury to convict, everything else is an accusation. “Being in this country” or “crossing the border” aren’t criminal, even if what they did was illegal! People keep shifting this definition to be more and more open so they can net more immigrants

They have defined criminality to be simply being foreign and existing in the US, completely forgetting that criminal convictions require a jury to find you guilty. Which is exactly what happened to Trump

Not sure how to articulate this but drone shows feel just like AI art. Like it’s just really not that impressive

It’s sooo important to remember that fascism and this shock and awe campaign is meant to startle and exhaust you so you stop resisting. 3rd term and birthright citizenship are red herrings

Please stop complaining about eggs as a gotcha, they are trying to kill immigrants

They really can’t say “we rely on facts” since they spend most of the time with their head in the sand hiding from them.

they’re removing the groove in my heart

The most incredible part of the TikTok story was that they were on Oracle Cloud

I simply cannot accept how inept this administration has been. Truly generational fumbling of the democrats’ public good-will for nothing. Why would anyone vote for this failure of a party ever again…

In a message that seemingly is the only way to communicate to democrats, it’s like TikTok drank unicorn blood

biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving