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Tiktok is great. I just saw a video of a guy filming himself trying to scream into a scientology building, immediately shut out, he says he's been doing this for a YEAR. THEN I look at his account. Full of videos of him saying he found a way to dream while awake with frequencies.

h3h3 cameo like three videos later lmao

watching a Schmoyoho Songify The News video from 2015 and it had back-to-back JonTron and Nev Schulman cameos

being evil and gay may seem to some a worthwhile aspiration, but be careful, you have the risk of becoming sam altman.

watching one of ken jennings' 74 jeopardy streak games is like seeing a blurry video of a clear blue sky in manhattan. the other two contestants are utterly clueless as to their fate

"they spent 5 million to try and impeach ken paxton!!!"
I would have torn college station brick by brick to raise funds to trap that man in a legal purgatory where the legal papers breach the ceiling and a line of paralegals stretch to OKC.

I have one browser on my phone opened to a crossword constructor and another opened to a Jeopardy board maker. I will likely not finish either. I am happy.

Really confused. I keep seeing influencers putting a supposed email for MGMT in their bios. Thing is, it's always their agents and bookers. I just want to talk to the guys that wrote Kids and Electric Feel :(

The Onion's "Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong'"

every week i have to see a news article like "Texas AG Ken Paxton announces lawsuit against Puppies & Rainbows. Claims Dance Troupes 'unlawful'"

almost tried to search up for paintings of jesus made in the B.C. times

wikimedia hosts entire public domain movies and they put them on the front page of wikipedia sometimes. always tempted to click them and forget what i was doing for an hour

I came to see ONE THING, and guess what. He's fucking sitting.

When are the jd vancesona reference sheets going to start rolling out?

forgot to crosspost this here

That's approximately 1000 youtube upload notifications cause I would turn notifications on for literally every channel cause I thought you were supposed to do that

My Youtube home page's first three recommended videos is The Library of Letourneau's "Chiblee's Misogynistic Car Crash," Christian Koller's "9/11 attacks in realtime (dashboard) 7:46am-12:00pm," and LGR's "Tamagotchi CD-ROM: The 1997 Digital Pet on PC."

i mean they got me down pretty well

civil protection's doing COINTELPRO on rp_downtown_v2. money printers are practically overflowing out of bases. they aren't even doing /advert raid anymore it's fucking chaos

angels must need soooooo much redbull for all the wings they're losing

Spotify shuffle put Georgia by Kevin Abstract right before Georgia by Phoebe Bridgers in my queue what does this mean

so true aspecticor updates

no thanks!

Necessary.

I can't keep forgetting this platform exists! why have i left this as my most recent post on here for a month?!

Neither can I... neither can I...

A great, funny choice!

Yes!!!!

doing oral on two guys at a halloween costume party the way there's two d's in my Addam's

taking a page out of the cold war and wearing a bomb vest on my walks so if i get mugged it's mutually assured destruction