actually, i’m crocheting

The Nationals Know What Goes Great Together: Dogs And Fireworks | Defector Bark at the Park is always a fun promotion. While a dog might not fully appreciate the crack of the bat, the pop of the mitt or James Wood's opposite-field power, they can perhaps enjoy a little piece...

They're calling it "the best idea in baseball history." defector.com/the-national...

“The Irritating Gentleman” by Berthold Woltze. A slimy looking guy bothering a young woman traveling alone and clearly in mourning

Contrary to the pundit class’ insistence, someone talking to you on public transit has been so reviled for so long there was a painting about it 150 years ago

Mopheads

Accidentally revealing his sockpuppeting is the most humanizing and endearing thing matty’s ever posted so it’s that much funnier that he’s trying to convince everyone it never happened lol

reopen the bodybuilding dot com forums

It's 2025. I'm workin' in this Waffle House on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start cracking an egg. I catch her eye. I fumble the egg and it rolls then oozes into the floor drain. The tariffs go into effect. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

at least sports fans will yell at the coaches when their team loses

that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives

Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming

Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming

Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country

Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

groimes the choiseheads hoite me

Outstanding

"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok

*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*

bored at work. think i might wander the office looking for random USB devices to plug into my computer

ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP

broads rock

wild

list of doge employees

PATRIOTS

I have identified a list of pro-DEI infiltrators in the federal government

god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is Soft Pants.

Soft Pants: “come on, am I going to meet my soulmate walking to the post office? Who am I trying to impress?”

Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 💛

every successful consumer technology owes its success to a dedicated user base of insane perverts who the product managers in silicon valley view as their ancient and intractable enemy