David Bass

Almost a smart idea. Much smarter to steer Texans to swing states —> AZ, GA, MI, NC, NV, PA, WI. That’s how you win where it matters most.

How’s that working out? Still in power last time I checked.

Sorry can’t delete that extra “amplify” but perhaps that’s a great metaphor and looks intentional. 🙄

The pattern of “[Name] (so many to choose —>Trump, Vance, Bondi, Patel, Noem, etc) spews lies. We reached out to [name] for comment” is tiresome, unproductive and needs to change.

Pressing a shameless liar directly is a fool’s errand. That mainly amplifies amplify lies and overworks fact-checkers (for a decade now).

Maybe try completely taking away his oxygen. Seriously, why keep asking for comment when you know you’ll drown in a vomit of BS?

Verbs are key 😎

Wishing #SNL could bring back Rosanne Rosanna Danna for one night to talk about Chronic Penis Insufficiency.
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Logline— An amateur chef with germaphobia and #autism wills himself out of his daily routines to drive from Myrtle Beach to Manhattan—with his cat—to appear on a TV baking competition show.

#scriptsky #comedy #feelgood #roadtrip #underdog

SUGAR IS MAGIC advances to #PageAwards QFs — top 10% baby!
#scriptsky

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Mostly B

Replace a word in a famous TV/Film line with butthole.”

“No one expects the butthole inquisition!”

That’s not what he said. He’s awful—agree on that—but what he said about fraud / lazy was in reference to the # who would lose Medicaid, not everyone on it. It’s still bad. Twisting the words is an unforced error though.

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with ‘butthole.’

Zen and the Art of Butthole Maintenance

Alternatively…
HIDDEN FIGURES meets ROUNDERS

I’m rather biased, but… Yes!

You are very kind!

EASY GAME

Needing to fund 24/7 care for her frail husband, a Black great-grandma comes out of “retirement” to be the third wheel on a Gen-X white guys’ road trip to a series of major poker tournaments in New Orleans.

DRIVING MISS DAISY meets THE HANGOVER

#screenpit #scriptsky #comedy

SUGAR IS MAGIC

An amateur chef with germaphobia and autism wills himself out of his daily routines to drive from Myrtle Beach to Manhattan—with his cat—to appear on a TV baking competition.

CHEF meets LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

#screenpit #scriptsky #comedy

Dear God!

Why DIDN’T the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!

Happy #FathersDay 😂😂😂

In 1869, Louisiana granted a legal monopoly to a butchering center in New Orleans. The dispute over whether this grant was mainly motivated by sanitary concerns or by corruption & profit led to a defining moment for #SCOTUS and the 14th Amendment.
#Slaughter-House #14A #Reconstruction

Sigh. So depressing and also a natural outcome. Screenwriters don’t write for the masses; only for the gatekeepers and (if lucky) filmmakers. And the gatekeepers don’t like to read —> that’s why they’re in film & not publishing.

#WordGames

Unfortunately, on thing we are doing here is further spreading the spread of the insanity.

Pick me! 👋

The #ColfaxMassacre in 1873 Louisiana ranks up with the #TulsaRaceMassacre among the worst incidents of racial violence in US history. And #Colfax directly contributed to #SCOTUS finding another way to rollback the goals of #Reconstruction.

Photo of Five Guys burgers sign

Found the five guys… who’s inside cooking the burgers and fries? #pigeons #FiveGuys

THE Michael Jordan
THE Serena Williams
THE Tom Schrack (own it!)

Just to beat this note to death, here’s an example:

Would you rather be “a goat” or “THE G.O.A.T?” 🎤 ⬇️

All caps would define the noun to follow as a one-of-a-kind. Not “”any ol’ “A [noun]” but “THE [noun].”