mayor of the uncanny valley

just took a quick look at the Grokipedia article on "Tesla Autopilot," and it's even more shockingly biased than I expected

like, it might as well have been written by Tesla's lawyers

if you want proof of why Elon is interested in this technology, it's all right here

WELLNESS HACK: schedule time to grieve the loss of a briefly-shared global consensus reality disassembled in the span of 2 years by LLM products, nonstop surveillance, and their apartheid baby puppet masters in unregulated private industry!

Your feelings are valid-- and they matter! 🫶🌈🌠

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

It’s gonna be ok
10”x8” oil

Why do we NEED to install a former Blackwater operative who's held 0 local offices to the Senate?

There is more than enough time in that race to find a better option than Rommel With TBI Symptoms so why do we need to slibber his dingle this aggressively?

No fucking way whshssjsn

And yet, this is the moment that will crack his egg and set him on the clockable-cis-girl to equally-clockable-transmasculine pipeline (....not inspired by personal experience)

Finally some good fucking food 🙌🏻

Rose wouldn't let Jack in the door, David wouldn't pry a werewolf off Jack...red shirt of baby names for men I guess

Old ass man werewolf btw they probably could have taken him together

The male loneliness crisis actually began in 1981 when David didn't turn back to help Jack fight off the werewolf in An American Werewolf in London

yo hold on dude let me grab my Derrida comic book before you wrap me up in your sticky silk butt thread

I wanted to report Andrew Garfield in a mandated way during every scene he was in

I came away from it asking the same questions I had after reading Yentl the Yeshiva Boy:

which nonbinary twink gave this writer the best dick of his life and then broke his heart

AFTER THE HUNT is half compelling reflection on abusive behavior in higher ed and how educators can willfully or unintentionally pass on their trauma to their students, and half incoherent late-stage syphilis twitter rant against woke

Goodall transcribes field notes by lamplight in Tanzania’s Gombe Stream National Park c.1960

Shout out to memes for making English a logographic language

In 50 years we're going to find out the tenderqueer adult baby comfort media industrial complex (like 3 books & video games I personally do not like) was a psyop to neutralize the vicious mean art fags who would otherwise have carried us thru the revolution 😔

Protesting gender affirming care with a patchy beard that doesn't connect is crazy