The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

I have been inoculated with a 20:80 blend of bofa and lygma

Klenzoid complete solutions

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I feel like we’re moments away from seeing graphically designed hypebeast long sleeves that celebrate Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

All of twin peaks is fictional except for the scenes that happen in the Philly FBI office. All that stuff happened and was caught on camera

I grew up with both parents doing this face whenever i'd say font instead of typeface

have never listened to a wednesday song all the way through, not even really sure what that is #Netflix #Wendys

Dripping Plank added to inventory

watching pbs documentary on the gilded age and eating ginger snaps. Octogenarian fall

if you're in line to vote, stay in line!

bro got slimed

I have a coworker who is the closest living breathing approximation to Eric Cartman that will ever exist

There are uncontacted people with hentai decals on their Civics living in central Delaware. Leading scientists and anthropologists advocate for respecting these communities’ voluntary isolation from mainstream society.

my coworker who is a landlord calls Twitter “X”

we all have that one homie who has completely lost his mind 🫵🤤

Last night was a sheet of 3/4” ply

my coworkers talk about different varieties of foam and plastic wrap as though they’re shell-shocked WWI vets who have seen a thing or two

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I’ve spent probably 1-2% of my waking life on the NJ turnpike

last night was a Isa Genzken sculpture that will be packed into ten foamcore boxes and a slat-crate

i love when people hire to me meticulously design something for them and they deploy it into the world as a screenshot of a low res email attachment after I tell them exactly how to publish the file

if the ACLU foot soldier tries to strike up conversation with you about having an awesome mustache… you might be a hipster!

when damilf rises from the ashes >>>

Just moved a 1000 lb crate out of the most famous auction house in the world containing a $7,000,000 painting for $20/hr 😃

so crazy that Alex G voted for trump

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