Dave who says BOO

There are two kinds of people. Normal people and people who like candy corn.
I’m glad you’re on my side.

There’s only a few lines.
No Transphobes.
No Homophobes.
No Pedophiles.
No Nazis.
It’s not difficult. If you are now or have ever been these things, tell us all about it now. If we find out on our own, automatic fail.

Mini stroke. Only a matter of time.

If there is a marginally less qualified candidate who did not have a Nazi tattoo, that is who should get the nomination.
No Nazis.
Nazis are bad.

I hate it when people hold back like that.

Saw JD Vance was trending and was let down again.
Still here.

My kids call my friend Eddie “Uncle Eddie”.
We’ve known a Lesbian couple for decades, they are “Aunt Ju-ju and Aunt Tammy”.
This is normal shit for all cultures.

I don’t know which white people. My wife and I are white people, and our kids call our very close friends aunt and uncle. That’s the way it is. And we’re really white.

Ouch. Be careful.

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social
SHARK

A shark popping out of a gravel yard at a house in Tampa.

Saw this on the way to my MILs house in Tampa.
Looking a little agro, @bruceshark.bsky.social

Hey, there was room on the Fearmonger Express for you guys after all! Glad you didn’t miss out!

Nah. There are enough of us, at least 25%, if we all take sick days for a week straight, the message will get through. This happens well before the election,mind you.

Reagan 2.0

People who have torn muscles and bad surgeons also do.
Me. That’s me.

He’s Stephan Miller sized.

This is informative.

Thursday?
The 31st is Friday.

Three ICE vehicles moving at over 80mph on I-4 West near Champions Gate, FL

He cannot have a third term.
If he attempts to have a third term, we, the people, will shut this motherfucker down. The entire country will stop. Nothing will get done. That will be the protest.

Milton hit last year as a CAT3 with 120mph sustained winds. It took all of my fence and part of my roof. It did a fuckton of damage to Florida before moving on to do more.
Hold on tight, Jamaica.
This is going to be bad.

I would like to report a murder, please.

David Cameron says otherwise.

A doofus in a $12 poncho at Hollywood Studios.

Wet.

Oh, no. That would be much less expensive.

World. Land is in California, World is in Orlando.

Scenes from the Toy Story Franchise dividing a restaurant.

A giant plastic Bo Peep and her mutant three headed sheep.

Far wall of Toy Story themed restaurant.

Eating at the
“Toy Story Roundup Rodeo”
This will be expensive.

Check my media feed. I videoed most of rise of the resistance. Not sure of the quality, but it’s better than not being there. Maybe.