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welp. time to pack up, this ain't home

It's only gun violence if it happens in the red rallies of the country. Otherwise, it's just sparkling gun rights.

I don’t disagree with the point being made here, but also they do this like every three weeks. They were calling for Civil War about the Cracker Barrel logo.

All I know is that trans people got the blame when Charlie Kirk was alive and trans people will get the blame now he's dead.

nobody sallys in to places any more

damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"

The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

I was going to make a joke about this, but in the comments people point out that, yes, Mary is commonly depicted this way *on purpose*, which is fascinating. Perhaps art history majors obviously know this, but it's new to me, and I'd bet, lots of others.

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Just snorted* a fat** rail*** in the bathroom****

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come on over. we're gonna watch shrek and order pizza

"you want to be ignored by beautiful trans women while they chain smoke"

wowwwww hiiiii~

Where does the soul of Thomas reside?

“c gets you close to the machine” is the kind of sentence that lands very differently after working in a factory

you’re not supposed to be close to the machine! that’s where the finger munchers are!

"Hey, we made an LLM device that spies on you and your friends!"

Um, pass.

"Why? Don't worry, we also made it an asshole!"

Bram Stoker 1847-1912 A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

The "enable adult content" switch from bluesky moderation settings.

Flipping this on and my timeline is instantly flooded with people discussing back pain and mortgage rates

i have been saying for years that we need to get off the treadmill of terminology and take actual steps forward

No bro, I swear we finally found it, the magical word that unlocks justice

Ie changes at the level of language alone is not sufficient to undo the structure that the change is meant to, you have to change more than language

do you love ruining your laptop's hinges

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

"What rights have trans people lost?"

The right to not have your career erased from record books because a cis woman tied with you for fifth place in a fucking swim meet.

YouTube video by happyorganist Sesame Street: Episode 4014

oldschool Sesame Street, featuring R.E.M.

Maru (cat) - Wikipedia

Aw man, no, RIP Maru the cat. That little man brought so much joy to my life for years and years. ❤️ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maru_(c...

I need this

Large dunker

Word to Chicago protesters: going “floppy” is a tactic that annoys police, wastes their resources, and makes them look bad.