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Well shoot. I missed this part. For 3 months out of the year, I work as Santa's stunt double, the rest of the year I'm undercover. Something. Will add more later. ๐ŸŽ… Please check out /profile/santas-stockings.bsky.social

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Thank you very much. I won't let it happen again.

04.12.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again,I'm sorry, it was one time and I was hungry. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.12.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.12.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't want to treat yourself, treat those you love with a great stocking stuffer.

03.12.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're looking for someplace to give, may I suggest
www.santas-stockings.org

03.12.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is pulling a horse out of the water ALT: a woman is pulling a horse out of the water

Really if we're going apples to apples wouldn't it be this:

03.12.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mars has Pinatas!

03.12.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mars has Pinatas?

03.12.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.12.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.11.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right now as a matter of fact. Too much doom scrolling.

30.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Almost missed Caturday!

30.11.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.11.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@beadleandgrimms.com and @renegadegamestudios.com inspired by Faster Purple Worm, Kill, Kill, I am writing a no-win one shot for the Transformers RPG.

29.11.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when the hell are the people that can do something, going to do something?

28.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Youโ€™re probably thinking on this glorious Black Friday, "Santa, I really need that third 80-inch high-def TV for my toddlerโ€™s walk-in closet." And hey, Iโ€™m not judging โ€“ much. But hereโ€™s a crazy alternative: Santaโ€™s Stockings. It turns out that helping the homeless isโ€”medically speakingโ€”a better investment than buying electronics for a person who still eats shoes. But hey, that could just be me. How do you feel about coal by the way?

Youโ€™re probably thinking on this glorious Black Friday, "Santa, I really need that third 80-inch high-def TV for my toddlerโ€™s walk-in closet." And hey, Iโ€™m not judging โ€“ much. But hereโ€™s a crazy alternative: Santaโ€™s Stockings. It turns out that helping the homeless isโ€”medically speakingโ€”a better investment than buying electronics for a person who still eats shoes. But hey, that could just be me. How do you feel about coal by the way?

Youโ€™re probably thinking on this glorious Black Friday, "Santa, I really need that third 80-inch high-def TV for my toddlerโ€™s walk-in closet." But hereโ€™s a crazy alternative: Santaโ€™s Stockings. It turns out that helping the homeless is a better investment. That could just be me.

28.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My kiddo and Ioved Bugsnax. One of the better video games twists we've seen.

26.11.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what I'm talking about

25.11.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? You haven't ordered yet? Forget those high priced corporate bath products, support a small woman owned business!!
Santa has spoken.

25.11.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of his great legal scholars:

25.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want tips on stocking stuffers, I'm your person. The last 6 years I've run a charity campaign called Santa's Stockings. This year makes #7.

25.11.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How dare you? But they are beautiful girlies.

25.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had to drop coverage a few months ago when my wife lost her job and the one I'm working pays below poverty levels.

25.11.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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