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Hannah W.

@hannahwvr.bsky.social

A lawyer but not your lawyer. Litigation (workers' comp) and compliance (workplace safety). UW football, red lipstick, houseplants, writing. 1/4th of Monster Hour, an actual play podcast.

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Happy Halloween everyone.
#WorldBollardAssociation πŸ‘»

31.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1541    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 15
screengrab of a 404 not found page, which reads

"404 not found

Dear St. Anthony please come around
this page is lost and cannot be found.

Go to home page"

screengrab of a 404 not found page, which reads "404 not found Dear St. Anthony please come around this page is lost and cannot be found. Go to home page"

looking at local foodbanks to donate to and found the most incredible 404 page not found

31.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brand accounts at 12:01 am tonight:

31.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween, ORCA pod πŸ‘» πŸŽƒ πŸ•ΈοΈ

Who should Boop go trick or treating as tonight? Let us know in the replies!

Labu-Boop πŸ’™β€‰
Elpha-Boop πŸ§Ήβ€‰
K-Boop Demon Hunter 🎀

31.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: No World Series game has ever gone 22 innings

29.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Hoo hoo more baseball >:)

28.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14198    πŸ” 4410    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250

I have not cackled this much since the NY city primary results.

28.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on an exciting game three and an extremely boring game four.

28.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does the stadium have food left? Should we be worried about survival cannibalism

28.10.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"no position player has ever pitched a world series game" this game is about to say challenge accepted

28.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

28.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3791    πŸ” 623    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 22

at this point, you should be able to substitute any base runner with a horse

28.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

As a mariners fan, I am enjoying watching them both suffer.

28.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*sees list of pitchers used for each team*

Probably about to start asking the dugout who pitched in college

28.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband just asked, "What if the game never ends?"

28.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One time I got called in to a emergency client meeting on Halloween and I was dressed as Stevie Nicks, feathered hat and long dress with insane sleeves and boots and so much jewelry and what I'm saying is, maybe pick a costume that can easily transition to a casual Friday look if need be.

27.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Costumes optional' for this Friday hearing in Manhattan before US District Judge Arun Subramanian

27.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 31

they were also meant to be a lot larger than that.

I am not good at growing vegetables.

26.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lovestruck in Seattle on Instagram: "I can’t believe tomorrow is our Grand Opening of our permanent location! πŸ’– It’s been a wild life changing few months with more highs than lows. This has been one ... 2,131 likes, 38 comments - lovestruckinseattle on October 24, 2025: "I can’t believe tomorrow is our Grand Opening of our permanent location! πŸ’– It’s been a wild life changing few months with more hig...

Lovestruck in Seattle, the city's first romance bookstore and gift shop, opened its permanent location in Wedgwood (8507 35th Ave NE) this weekend, taking over the former AR Workshop space.

25.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Between this and the pitiful tomato output, I have concluded that without a lot more area for a garden and a lot more free time, I need to stick with houseplants.

26.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of several very small scallions on a cutting board.

Photo of several very small scallions on a cutting board.

Behold the bounty of our balcony garden this year.

They're basically the same size as when I put them in the ground. I got them dirty for several months and that's it.

Definitely able to feed a family of two on this harvest.

26.10.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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I want them both to lose. A world series first.

21.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grief-eating anything not nailed down.

21.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a long way to February.

21.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

20.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7633    πŸ” 658    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 20

PurpleReign007 dropping pure, beautiful, all-caps poetry this morning.

Real "lie down try not to cry cry a lot" hours this morning.

19.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot from the Mariners-Blue Jays game showing Cal Raleigh bonking heads with Josh Naylor, both wearing batting helmets.  Naylor is smiling broadly.

screenshot from the Mariners-Blue Jays game showing Cal Raleigh bonking heads with Josh Naylor, both wearing batting helmets. Naylor is smiling broadly.

when cats bonk their heads together

18.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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