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Charlene VfB Fan, Kölnerin im süddeutschen Exil & Dreisamstadion Liebhaberin

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a man wearing a shirt that says rewe holds his fist up in the air Alt: Markus Gisdol beim jubeln mit geballter Faust

Lieber Herr Fritz und lieber Herr Niemeyer, holt die hellsten Scheinwerfer raus, steigt auf das Dach des Weserstadions und strahlt sein Logo (seine Frisur welche er mithilfe von Motoröl formt) an den Bremer Nachthimmel. Er ist nicht der Held den ihr verdient, aber er ist der Held, den ihr braucht!

03.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a black shirt and red tie is standing in front of a green and white american flag . Alt: Billie Joe Armstrong in a black shirt and red tie is standing in front of a green and white american flag .
26.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why exactly does the author spend the beginning of the article with slamming the dumb progressives? Even in a piece about how fascists are fascists they find a way to slam the people that have, as the author admits, literally been proven right. Childish behaviour honestly.

26.01.2026 10:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ich hasse meine Neugier dafür daß ich mir das gerade rausgesucht habe

25.01.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ja aber wollen wir den überhaupt?

25.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bundesliga Live-Ticker: Durch den gehaltenen Elfmeter und der 1:0 Führung im Rücken steigt die Wahrscheinlichkeit auf einen Sieg der Stuttgarter

Bundesliga Live-Ticker: Durch den gehaltenen Elfmeter und der 1:0 Führung im Rücken steigt die Wahrscheinlichkeit auf einen Sieg der Stuttgarter

Danke für diese Einordnung lieber Bundesliga Live-Ticker
#VfB

25.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7, 11, 24

21.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sportschau Artikel mit der Überschrift:
"Christian Gentner: So will der VfB bei Nübel & Leweling vorgehen"

Sportschau Artikel mit der Überschrift: "Christian Gentner: So will der VfB bei Nübel & Leweling vorgehen"

Wir ködern die mit den hohen Meisterschaftsprämien für die Saison 2026/27.

20.01.2026 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

für solche Posts bin ich hier

19.01.2026 16:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
banner der nord tribüne sorry steht “ob block oder vorstandsflur: ken platz für übergriffe in unserem verein. solidarität mit allen betroffenen hsv mitarbeiter innen”

banner der nord tribüne sorry steht “ob block oder vorstandsflur: ken platz für übergriffe in unserem verein. solidarität mit allen betroffenen hsv mitarbeiter innen”

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17.01.2026 13:28 — 👍 116    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 3
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Becky Sauerbrunn on Instagram, “I’m choosing to release this video today, January 13th, because right now the US Supreme Court is deliberating a case that could change the future of women’s sport.”

An important video:

13.01.2026 20:54 — 👍 335    🔁 142    💬 1    📌 40

...on the football pitch that is

13.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Die Gelegenheit zur Stellungnahme gegenüber dem Aufsichtsrat hat Herr Kuntz trotz mehrfacher Angebote explizit nicht genutzt. Vor dem dargestellten Hintergrund sind die Vorwürfe einer „Verleumdungskampagne“ gegen Stefan Kuntz klar unzutreffend und irreführend."

12.01.2026 08:35 — 👍 49    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Der denkt jetzt er hätte beim deutschen FC Barcelona unterschrieben

10.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Andrich 34% Zweikampfquote huiuiui

10.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Garcia & Andrich heute #b04VfB

10.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ein Banner von VfB Fans mit der Beschriftung: Wer nicht an Wunder glaubt, ist kein Realist!

Ein Banner von VfB Fans mit der Beschriftung: Wer nicht an Wunder glaubt, ist kein Realist!

10.01.2026 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Da guckt man Mal nicht und zack werden wir werden deutscher Meister oder was? #VfB

10.01.2026 19:42 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Kevin Behrens attackiert seinen eigenen Mitspieler Georgios Koutsias
YouTube video by Neuers Reklamierarm Kevin Behrens attackiert seinen eigenen Mitspieler Georgios Koutsias

youtu.be/cx3a_SLmyVk?...
Der Normalste hier

09.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Überschrift der Online Seite des "Independent":
Jimmy Carr 'loved' Saudi Arabia comedy gig despite human rights criticism

Überschrift der Online Seite des "Independent": Jimmy Carr 'loved' Saudi Arabia comedy gig despite human rights criticism

Und er muss es wissen

09.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🌚💀

08.01.2026 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hier kann man einfach Gutes tun ... UND sich aktiv an Demokratie beteiligen! LET'S GO!

02.01.2026 23:08 — 👍 709    🔁 269    💬 33    📌 5

🙏

03.01.2026 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Former Nadeshiko Japan midfielder Marumi Yamazaki, who retired in 2023 after a career spent mostly in the Nadeshiko League with Urawa, Niigata, Nagano and Chiba (along with a short WEL stint at Omiya) has come out as a trans man and announced his marriage.

h/t @rbyryo.bsky.social

02.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 408    🔁 127    💬 4    📌 3

Frohes Neues!

01.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Festen Therapieplatz bekommen und angefangen Hormone zu nehmen

31.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Danke für den sehr interessanten threat!

19.12.2025 19:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Graph der Kerndichteschätzer für die Abweichung der xG von erzielten Toren pro Team über eine Saison, normalisiert auf 90 Minuten. Teams der Frauenligen (n=226) haben eine durchschnittliche Abweichung von +0,129, Teams in Männerligen eine von 0,003.

Graph der Kerndichteschätzer für die Abweichung der xG von erzielten Toren pro Team über eine Saison, normalisiert auf 90 Minuten. Teams der Frauenligen (n=226) haben eine durchschnittliche Abweichung von +0,129, Teams in Männerligen eine von 0,003.

Es wird oft darauf hingewiesen, dass xG-Modelle schlechter funktionieren als im Männerfußball. Weil ich die Daten viel verwende, es aber kaum Analysen dazu gibt, habe ich mir das mal angeschaut.

TL;DR: xG-Werte im Frauenfußball unterschätzen systematisch die Torwahrscheinlichkeit von Schüssen.

19.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
This is the saddest day of my professional life.
Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage.
I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys.
I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show,
A show that I named and helped develop over all those years.
Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry.
These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter

This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter

In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices.
Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'.
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I chose the latter.
It broke my heart.
I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make.
I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer.
I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence.
One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career.

In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. • I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career.

I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more.
I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost".
James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice.
Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences.
I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness.
Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire.
I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal.
I am so sorry to let you down.
I hope that you can understand my reasoning.
I have to accept that I am not what the current
BBC expects of their freelance presenters.

I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters.

Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not
"just a job"
I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world.
From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too.
The strawberry is dead.
Long live the strawberry. B

Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

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