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@markreckons.bsky.social

Comedy, politics, poker and popular culture more generally. Also tech given my day job involving 1s and 0s.

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Twas my own fault. Learn

17.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Run out of spoons today. *Now* I get it.

17.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

14.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Maybe there's a God above

But, alll've ever learned
from love

Was how to shoot
somebody who outdrew
you?

Maybe there's a God above But, alll've ever learned from love Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you?

You'd have to work pretty hard to find a set of lines better constructed than this

14.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess it's possible

03.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
It is clearly
tled by women walking in the streets of your home
town with

their faces covered or shops with frontages in incomprehen:

sible languages But it 1S equally not a
feeling likely
to have

been fermented on the mean streets of Colchester,
a pictur-

esque market town in Essex. And if Bob's opinions are honest

based on his personal experience, rather than spoon-fed

headlines about the people most recently arrived in this coun-

neither racist nor bard to imagine feeling
unset-
and
try, then he's not going to struggle with my simple questions

It is clearly tled by women walking in the streets of your home town with their faces covered or shops with frontages in incomprehen: sible languages But it 1S equally not a feeling likely to have been fermented on the mean streets of Colchester, a pictur- esque market town in Essex. And if Bob's opinions are honest based on his personal experience, rather than spoon-fed headlines about the people most recently arrived in this coun- neither racist nor bard to imagine feeling unset- and try, then he's not going to struggle with my simple questions

Is this an example of an "eggcorn"? The author surely meant "fomented" but "fermented" still sort of works I think. What do you reckon?

03.11.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. And maybe that's why they didn't.

29.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was interested to see they made no apology/warning in the continuity announcement despite the fact that one of the characters describes Manuel as a "Dago"!

29.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Special one-off showing of an episode of Fawlty Towers on BBC One tonight at 8 pm in tribute to Prunella Scales. S1E2 The Builders.

28.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Why can't Reform answer this question? Plus predictions for the Caerphilly by-election

Try as I might, I can't get Reform to answer a simple question about their candidate in the Caerphilly by-election Llyr Powell.

When did he last have contact with Nathan Gill, the party's former leader in Wales who has admitted taking Russian bribes?
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/why-cant-r...

19.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

I want to learn more about the Falklands War. Can anyone recommend a good, fairly neutral book on the subject?

18.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hardcore remix of Demis Roussos playing in the background

15.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

15.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Typical 70s living room with hostess trolley, fondue set and everything looking a bit brown. Imagine Abigail's Party.

Typical 70s living room with hostess trolley, fondue set and everything looking a bit brown. Imagine Abigail's Party.

Your nan's just invited me round

15.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Used Uber for myself for the first time ever yesterday. I was trying to hail a cab outside Hyde Park. The nearest tube stations were closed and I'd never used Uber because I live in the middle of nowhere and normally drive everywhere. I have to say it was a positive experience.

14.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

13.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished it yesterday. Apparently you can still sponsor me though if you wish so It's not too late and my knees won't have died in vain πŸ‘

13.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got round OK. Slow plodding pace. Finished around 3hr 30min. Knees are killing me today!

13.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Emu

12.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just sponsored Mark, please give if you're able 😘

12.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

11.10.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark's fundraiser for Sands Help Mark Thompson raise money to support Sands

Tomorrow I am running the London Parks Half Marathon for SANDS in memory of our first son Olly who died at 9 months in 2012.

www.justgiving.com/page/mark-th...

SANDS has been a wonderful support to our family and does great work providing help in hospitals. Anything you can give is welcome. Thanks

11.10.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
UK ready to use
frozen Russian assets
to fund Ukraine war
effort

Europe 3h

UK ready to use frozen Russian assets to fund Ukraine war effort Europe 3h

I mean this is great and everything but why has it trajectory 3.5 years? They could have been doing this the whole time surely? And note "Ready to use", not "Will use".

11.10.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@samebattime.bsky.social Can he get out? Will he get out? Course he will.

07.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark's fundraiser for Sands Help Mark Thompson raise money to support Sands

I am running the London Parks Half Marathon for SANDS in memory of our first son Olly who died at 9 months in 2012.

www.justgiving.com/page/mark-th...

Less than 5 days to go now!

SANDS has been a wonderful support. Anything you can give is welcome. Thanks.

07.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jenrick defends comments on not seeing 'another white face' in area of Birmingham
The shadow justice secretary IS accused of racism after saying the Handsworth area was one ofthe "worst-integrated"

Jenrick defends comments on not seeing 'another white face' in area of Birmingham The shadow justice secretary IS accused of racism after saying the Handsworth area was one ofthe "worst-integrated"

There was a time, only a few years ago that a comment like this from any shadow minister, especially the shadow Justice Secretary would have been an immediate resignation offence.

The fact it's tolerated nay encouraged by many in his own "mainstream" party shows how far the Overton window has moved

07.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mark's fundraiser for Sands Help Mark Thompson raise money to support Sands

I am running the London Parks Half Marathon for SANDS in memory of our first son Olly who died at 9 months in 2012.

SANDS has been a wonderful support.

www.justgiving.com/page/mark-th...

Exactly one week today so I'm having one last push. Please RT and anything you can donate is welcome. Thanks.

05.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. That's the one!

04.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers. Frustratingly still can't find it online anywhere but good to have it clarified that my memory was right.

04.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd appreciate it! Also tell him he's doing a fantastic job on the Strike novels. I'm up to the 5th one.

04.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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