Karen VH

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

patriots lose
seahawks don't lose
bad bunny wins

no, that was me actually
bsky.app/profile/desi...

The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life

In my defense, I'm a Lions fan. This is not familiar territory for me.

that one was my fault, sorry

goddammit.

after that halftime show, the only thing that can increase my good vibes is if the Patriots cannot manage to get a single score in this game. I think that would fix the timeline, actually.

last year I rewatched the halftime show five times the following day and I think I'm gonna top that this year.

they are like cockroaches, long after the rest of us are gone, they'll still be scurrying around

if I see a team of fucking Clydesdales selling crypto or a gambling ad I swear to god...

how dare you use karaoke for evil

I'm never going to a Dunkin ever again, you cannot trust a company where even one single employee thought that ad was a good idea (let alone the employee with the budget)

Gonna blow the minds of the writers of Page Six when they discover songs have lyrics

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Reminder that you should listen to American Idiot in full this week, it absolutely holds up.

*sound engineer in booth who knows every lyric by heart “wait for it, wait for it”*

now feels like a good time to mention that the best concert I ever attended was Green Day.

Call it socialism, but I prefer funding research, education, and the arts through taxation to funding it through sucking up to sex criminals.

replace mainstream media with The Muppets, this is how we fix the timeline

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Maybe we should actually talk to some actual users."

Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism

WE all knew this, but it's good that The Guardian is reminding the normies.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

the best teachers are lifelong learners and are as invested in their own continual growth as they are their students. in addition, they are curious about the students themselves, what motivated them, moves them, inspires them.

curiosity.

"fuck ice" is the moral position

"Senate Democrats" is the collective noun for a group of people who are illiterate at reading rooms

"It is easy to crush on someone you will never have to know, who will in turn never have to know you. It’s a trial run at learning what words belong to the immense sentence of yearning."

"I think we're gonna need a bigger Supreme Court"

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

apparently swearing is my super power.