Selina 🍒

Wow wow woww Jesus Christ the new Lily Allen album is so good. Volcel autumn is 1,000% ON, baby

(I have it, too, but I’m shy 😏)

Rosalía has that same spark in her that Beyoncé has

Reading the morning Monistat droppings like tea leaves 🍃💕

If I could go back to any time, it'd be this summer with a copy of Midnight Sun. #eurosummer

Whew, these seven albums (Included TLOP) are just as good as I remembered. 😮‍💨 Incel autumn?

When a millennial dies, the last thing they see is that website where you had to keep Kanye from getting into his Zone

Revisiting Kanye's music for the first time in years, working backwards from Yeezus, and it physically hurts. 15 seconds into "Lost in the World," and I wanna dieeeee.

If you know of any former creepy girls who have Found God or whatever and want to get rid of their Spooky Town collections, connect me, please 🤞🏼

A selfie in front of a field of orange flowers. I am long-haired brunette wearing round green glasses, a leopard-print headband, a pink twilly, and a dreamy lime green and pink sleeveless top.

Another picture in front of the orange flowers, but from a distance.

she was a fairy 🧚🏼🏵️🌱🧡🌸

A worried Lisa Simpson getting off the city bus in a deserted area.

Found a job that’s perfect for me… that requires an almost two-hour bus commute

My cards are telling me It’s going to happen August 31st. And I asked twice. 🔮🤷🏻‍♀️ #hopecore

Celestial earrings made of cherry-colored wooden stars and antiqued golden suns strung along hand-assembled gold-plated brass chains.

A purple guitar pick featuring an image of a heart-shaped ringed planet and text that reads "COSMIC SCUM."

Shimmering Siren Mask Chain

I'm throwing a birthday sale! 🍾🪅🥳

In honor of my upcoming 33rd(!!!) bday, all items in my Etsy shop are 12% off now through August 12. This will be my last sale until Black Friday, so if you're into the witchy and/or kitschy, now's the best time to buy!

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#witchsky #covidconscious

Two-tone copper earrings with a wire-wrapped split design. “As above” is hand stamped over a golden divider, and “so below” is stamped underneath.

“as above, so below”

The latest result of my most recent burst of creative energy. (I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!):

#witchsky #whimsigoth #handmade

Paul Thomas Anderson using a Beyoncé song in the trailer for his new movie… My version of angel numbers.

That's such a beautiful practice! I've felt strongly called to do the same lately 🫶🏼 Thank you for your kind words!!

Thank you so much! I’m really proud of these 💕✨

💫 songs are spells 💫

A new earring design for my songwriters. 🤎🌜🪽 Keep making that magic.

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#smallbusiness #whimsigoth #witchsky

Only those pure of heart will understand that Princess of Power is the album of the year.

The only morally correct use of AI is bringing my And Just Like That... fanfiction to life.

A white ringer tee with black trim and colorful text that reads: "sexy little clown."

A white sweatshirt with dainty red bows and text that reads: "it's cunt to care."

An earthy olive green tee with a sun and moon face above a couple of dragonflies and puddles. Below the puddles, text that reads: "deport ice to hell"

A black tee with "Everything is gayer in Texas" printed on the left side of the chest. Below the text, a doodle of a cowboy hat with colorful beaded fringe around the rim.

Just opened up a clothing companion shop to my core Those Demigods line: TDextras.threadless.com

A dash of whimsy, a bit of bite. 💚🪽

Each purchase helps to keep me from having to do evil things for money!!!

#mexicanowned #covidconscious #smallbusiness #fuckice #fdt

A Twitter repost of a photo of Beyoncé. She’s dressed in an American flag coat and leotard. The post reads: “Her whole USA schtick rn is so weird.”

A shot of Bey’s Cowboy Carter stage. The screen surrounding her says “NEVER ASK PERMISSION FOR SOMETHING THAT ALREADY BELONGS TO YOU.”

Guys, is it weird to create an album & tour about being told you don’t belong in a country violently built on the backs of your people? 🙃

I’ve enjoyed Taylor Lorenz’s writing, esp. re covid, but her anti-Beyoncé posts lately have been... You know.

#Beyhive #IfYouAintGotNoGrits…

At the intersection of Long Covid and Cunt 😷🌈

Snag a mask chain @ shopthosedemigods.etsy.com

#mexicanowned #smallbusiness #covidconscious #maskup

Was about to do the most millennial thing a millennial has ever done (go down to [redacted] to stay where [redacted] did summer of 2012 to do some FEELING), but the trailers are closing for the next two years, so I guess my next option is actually going to therapy? Pfft.

Hotter, too. 🌵🌅🪭

Pride merch available now @ thosedemigods.com

#pridemonth #smallbusiness #etsy

From left to right: Upright Devil, Reversed Emperor, Reversed Strength

Practicing tarot ‘cause it’s been a minute. Decided to do a Trump past-present-future reading and gagged myself 🤭

#babywitch #witchsky

John Mayer liking this interview clip of Andy Cohen asking Miss Tina about Act III being a rock album is confirmation for me 🕵🏻‍♀️🙂‍↕️ #beyhive #deluluhive

Extra squirmy episode of The Rehearsal this week good lorrrd

(Guess who answered the same way Nathan did to both of those test questions 🤪)

I'm addicted to trying new crafts, which means I'm about 2 to 4 years away from getting reeeally into taxidermy.

A black-and-white bag charm in the shape of a cross, featuring celestial details, topped off with a lime green-colored clasp. It reads “CAFETERIA CATHOLIC.”

Statement earrings that feature ornate golden heart crosses, blue millefiori hearts, and mother of pearl teardrop detailing.

Taking this time as an opportunity to shamelessly plug my merchandise to my fellow cradle Catholics ✨⛪️

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✰ It’s faith à la carte, baby. ✰

#CafeteriaCatholic #PopeLeo #PopeLeoXIV #Cuntissimo