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01.10.2025 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dannydevito.bsky.social
actor, copy editor, generally crass. i am not danny devito
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01.10.2025 04:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
03.01.2025 17:35 β π 11513 π 1434 π¬ 215 π 88NEW YORK CITYβββOn December 19 thousands of Amazon workers organizing with the Teamsters launched a cascade of unfair practice strikes from coast to coast at the logistics giant. inthesetimes.com/article/arre...
20.12.2024 03:32 β π 302 π 64 π¬ 3 π 2Starbucks workers AND Amazon workers are on nationwide strikes during one of the busiest shopping periods of the year. I truly hope their bosses are sweating bullets :)
20.12.2024 03:55 β π 4758 π 1029 π¬ 51 π 53a poster for the 1999 film βstuart littleβ at a subway station
they took out a machine at my train station and uncovered an ancient relic
13.12.2024 14:45 β π 151 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Ask your doctor if youβre emotionally healthy enough before attempting to watch βRobot Dreamsβ
01.12.2024 04:37 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0truly an icon of a Very Transformative era
01.12.2024 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is so painfully true
also time to pull out my favorite LMM hot take, which is that he is the 21st century Charles Dickens
prolific, populist, simple liberal politics, broad, distinctive style that seems easy to mimic but is actually impossible
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itβs about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than itβs been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldnβt be this way but we have to fight
20.11.2024 23:34 β π 9578 π 1996 π¬ 103 π 62Klowahkan asking Dr Migleemo "Shouldn't you be discovering new soups and stews?"
Dr Migleemo answering "I've encountered a few chowders."
I haven't seen anyone remark upon this sly Big Chunky Bubbles reference in a recent ep of Lower Decks.
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[Cat standing up and peeing out of its ass] Your Home Smells like Cat Pee? Try This
that just made it worse!!
18.11.2024 18:22 β π 4367 π 550 π¬ 58 π 18itβs from a movie www.theguardian.com/film/2016/au...
18.11.2024 23:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok
18.11.2024 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0disclaimer to all im not danny devito
18.11.2024 23:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0danny devito on a sidewalk walking a daschund
happy birthday to this american icon π«‘
18.11.2024 03:25 β π 683 π 33 π¬ 10 π 6welcome -π·
16.11.2024 21:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What a wonderful new adventure! - Scott
16.11.2024 21:04 β π 494 π 12 π¬ 61 π 7TRAP is unrealistic because sw*fties would have identified him YEARS before the FBI did
16.11.2024 03:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obsessed with marie schraderβ¦β¦..a kleptomaniac with a cunty bang who hates her narc husband? sheβs so real for thatβ¦β¦β¦.
14.11.2024 04:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0finally watching breaking badβ¦ anyone heard of it
14.11.2024 04:53 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the Democratic Party spends each election cycle courting the right, and every time they lose they create a fictional leftist version of the Democratic Party and claim thatβs the version that just lost.
08.11.2024 03:19 β π 6177 π 1509 π¬ 104 π 41iβm back
06.11.2024 17:30 β π 307 π 8 π¬ 5 π 1me to me
07.11.2024 16:56 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0today's copyediting decree
the noun is "cum"
the verb is "[to] come"
Proposal to replace the "crime train" narrative with a "safety train" narrative, since a going from A to B inside a train is ~30x safer than it would be inside a car. Data: https://t.co/jSePT2uki7
https://tinyurl.com/4t4mnk47
if you are at all moved by the video of the fairmont miramar sending security to beat up striking unite here 11 picketers please consider a donation to their strike fund https://www.unitehere11.org/donate-to-the-unite-here-local-11-strike-mutual-aid-fund/
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