Cody Houser🩷💛🩵

However I feel about this signing, I'm at least glad they got it done before the first game so it isn't hanging over our heads during the season.

One time when I was doing my job, I was delivering a package to a house next to Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on doors. They saw me, started talking to me, and when I said "uh, goodbye" to be polite, they started walking after me all the way back to my vehicle. That was like 9 years ago.

Man, I just want to watch some #Crew96 soccer.

Colorado's kit is straight trash. That's my biggest criticism here.

Man, I'm a Spurs fan and I'm convinced that if the Crew played Spurs right now, the Crew would win. The fall off teams can have sometimes is wild.

I'm getting excited but they're trying to temper my excitement by kicking off at 10:39pm 😑.

Brian Hedger is the beat writer for the Jackets who literally argued at on point like 2 years ago that you can't expect the Jackets to build a contender in a short amount of time like 25 years or so. They need way longer than that.

Not a part of the Sunshine Brigade, are you. Brian Hedger would be so disappointed.

You should throw "On the Boat Again" right in that group due to it being the laziest interpolation I've ever heard.

It is an atrocity. I don't know which is worse, the lyrics or their awful voices.

British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump' Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.

A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.

A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.

Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.

I guess your hope now is that they hire someone wildly unqualified. What if they hire Tim Sherwood. The shudders down my spine at that name.

Worried? We are already there, sir. We were convinced that we were getting relegated if they didn't sack him.

Fuck that person. Homophobic douche.

I'm wondering who his sources are each time this happens. He does this a lot.

Me too.

I think it's pretty funny that multiple Crew fans I see on here all the time aren't on this map, but T-Bone who hasn't posted anything in almost 6 months is.

Is it weird that the Seahawks just beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, and somehow the biggest loser here are the Minnesota Vikings?

It's somewhat difficult to find stats, but Transfermarkt had him making 127 apps with Qarabag and scoring 35 goals and 17 assists. Most of that was in the Azerbaijani league, which I'm not too familiar with but I don't think is a stretch to say is a lower level than MLS, but still looks promising.

What the hell is this?

#UTFSS #VWFC

We will always stand with you.

You hear that? That's the sound of the goalposts being moved.

Nah, they just like to have power. They sit there and go "yessss...good....do what I say. Heh heh."

Rimer was a nice touch, too.

Did I jinx it, though? 2 straight shutouts and 7 wins in a row. Woo! #CBJ

This year has been ridiculous. 11 point difference between first in the East and not in the playoffs at all.

That was just off the top of my head. He's fucking everywhere.

He already has. The North Carolina lottery, an energy drink brand, the Blue Jackets, Michigan, a virtual kitchen, the Tennessee lottery, AEW, a car horn business that makes your car horn sound like a train, cryptocurrency, Magic Mike, Peacock, Nu Image, weed, 21 Savage, you name it he'll endorse it.

He's gotta figure out some way to continue being a limousine-ridin, jet-flyin, kiss-stealin, wheelin-n-dealin son of a gun.