Cody Houser🩷💛🩵

Google is working juuuuuust fine.

I was just saying that because this is actually one of our best results at home in the league this year, but I don't feel like I should be happy about it because we really should have won so 🤷.

Well, uh, I guess... that's fine? #Coys

Your guys' confidence is admirable. I'm still clenching over here.

😑 Will Spurs ever be good at home again? #Coys

My last post was November 16, 2024. Frankly, I'm mad I didn't leave 6 months sooner.

This just in. 6th Circuit decides protecting the bully is more important than protecting the children being bullied.

I hardly think telling an ICE agent exactly how I feel about them is a waste.

Extra sticky, if possible. I'm going to throw exclusively pimento cheese sandwiches.

They are just like "Dang. We gotta put in more odd, ambient places or he won't make a neat video about us."

The real Crew community is more on this platform anyway.

They refused to suspend an account I reported that made a post dreaming about how they wanted an adult anime character to forcibly r*pe a child character. They wanted an episode to be just that and said how that would make anime much better. You needed to post more stuff like that to stay on there.

Nothing quite like being down 4-1 to the worst team in the league halfway through the game, huh. #CBJ

You're telling me.

When it comes to the Barack Obama campaign and presidency, I would highly recommend FD Signifier's work (and just to warn, he is not a fan but explains very well exactly why that is.)

Some research I did last night #Crew96

Cont'd
- All scored 1
Emmanuel Ledesma
Kekuta Manneh
Djiby Fall

It's probably going to take a while to catch Gyasi. The crazy part of his record is all 7 goals were against them in '19 & '20. He did not play them in 21-22. He played 5 games against FCC with the Crew and had 7 goals in those games.

Cont'd
- All with 1
Taha Habroune
Miles Robinson(OG)
Kevin Kelsy
Malte Amundsen
Junior Moreno
Alvas Powell(OG)
Aidan Morris
Christian Ramirez
Matt Miazga
Steven Moreira
Derrick Etienne
Edgar Castillo
Rónald Matarrita
Isaac Atanga
Yuya Kubo
Nick Hagglund
Darren Mattocks
Youness Mokhtar
Luís Diaz

The current standings are:
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander

I mean I'm a pancake but I am strongly in favor of transgender.

I mean that's already happening in our state. It was a meme a few years ago when Republican reps. won 12 US rep seats to Democrats 4 (75%) but it only took 55% of the total votes going Republican to do so. Even accounting for the weird boundaries of the US electoral system, that's a big disparity.

As a mail carrier, handling ballots is such a pain in the ass. We have to go out of our way to make sure everyone knows when the deadlines are, that everyone knows proper postage is not required, that everything is delivered to the ballot office in time. Voter fraud is hard to do that way, trust me.

Infelizmente, acho que falo em nome da minoria dos americanos quando digo: por favor, mantenham esse torneio na América do Sul, onde ele pertence, e quem insistir nessa ideia que se dane.

I hope this translation isn't terrible. I'm sorry if it is.

I think I sadly speak for the minority of Americans when I say please keep that tournament in South America where it belongs, and whoever pushes this idea can fuck off.

I mean the couple of comments I was looking at they were like "aw man they're going to be so mad when it's announced any day now."

Sometimes I look at some of the things that FC Cincy fans are saying at the moment. It's funny how often it just seems completely delusional. I saw a few people suggesting that the Crew being moved to Cleveland is imminent. 🤣 #Crew96

The league watched the backlash from fans in Columbus about a game being played in Cleveland and said "You know what? More of that, please."

It was because it was a denial of a goal-scoring opportunity. He didn't pull out the yellow at all, only the red card.

Try being a mail carrier during December with 253 stops and you deliver until 7:30. It's a blast!

Do you know what an ass- whoopin' looks like? #Crew96

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