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@theriverjohn.bsky.social

Designed for a different world.

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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

08.09.2025 00:51 — 👍 12269    🔁 2285    💬 82    📌 66

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

16.09.2025 15:50 — 👍 5910    🔁 1048    💬 66    📌 27

It's like when they decided too many people were getting the Medal of Honor, so they just took it from a bunch of former recipients. Shoutout to Mary Edwards Walker; the only woman to get the award and when it was stripped from her she refused to give it back.

15.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like an idiot for thinking that the shooter being a groyper would at all stop the GOP from saying the Left should be dismantled. I really dont know how you're supposed to deal with people who live in a different reality.

15.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

11.09.2025 19:41 — 👍 26170    🔁 5150    💬 448    📌 326

flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless

11.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 5357    🔁 877    💬 98    📌 33

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 50049    🔁 12601    💬 1268    📌 538

Itchio, Spotify, YouTube, it feels like we're in the middle of a blitz designed to destroy the internet

01.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would be nice to live in a world not specifically designed to hurt people

01.08.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAYAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

01.08.2025 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mainstream news seems to be showing Dems calling out the administration. Gives me hope that the curtain is falling down
Also my bet is on them using Hegseth as a sacrificial lamb

25.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

25.03.2025 19:21 — 👍 39078    🔁 8361    💬 1111    📌 535
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25.03.2025 19:51 — 👍 6224    🔁 1744    💬 304    📌 694

It’s both extremely easy and also extremely tiring to have to constantly say “I want people to have jobs and make art, not a program designed by a giant tech company”

22.03.2025 12:52 — 👍 1341    🔁 139    💬 12    📌 0

I can't wait to hear your thoughts on X6 lmao

22.03.2025 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Turn in you’re gun and badge, John Severance. Your off the force. Your a lose cannon.”

- Commissioner Severance, “Severance”

21.03.2025 14:35 — 👍 3196    🔁 337    💬 108    📌 21
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mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰

mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

20.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 18809    🔁 3014    💬 435    📌 984
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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

18.03.2025 13:11 — 👍 92306    🔁 23630    💬 1646    📌 2094

Welcome to the better place. I hope you enjoy your stay.

18.03.2025 20:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mega Man XI

18.03.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A reminder in dark times: kindness, mercy, decency, and respect towards the least of us enrages Trumpists. It burns them. It’s like a mirror that shows them how they fall short of humanity.

Kindness and decency towards the people Trumpists hate is not just right; it torments Trumpists.

16.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 13978    🔁 3244    💬 258    📌 121

My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.

16.03.2025 00:48 — 👍 6085    🔁 265    💬 162    📌 31

Could it be people just wanting to be contrarian cause it gets attention? I know on Backloggd (Letterboxd for games) usually the top review for a game will be exceedingly negative.

16.03.2025 15:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

14.03.2025 22:24 — 👍 47873    🔁 11347    💬 1315    📌 943

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

14.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 11389    🔁 2053    💬 134    📌 90
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Justice Democrats just blasted this text message out to all members

14.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 2739    🔁 316    💬 72    📌 36

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.

14.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 129984    🔁 25388    💬 5738    📌 1541
A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

A blue Tesla Model 3 has been crushed by an Olmec statue. A man with long black braids leans against the hood of the car with his arms crossed, staring down the camera.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

14.03.2025 14:36 — 👍 47560    🔁 10941    💬 607    📌 885

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