Peter Stoia

NOT overheard in LA but I would 100% NOT be surprised:

"I heard you were talking shit at the Magic Castle again."

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No one:

Pam Bondi: The Dow…

I keep getting confused anytime anyone mentions Turning Point USA.

You know why.

🧻

(It's low hanging fruit, and that's why I went for it 😎🍌)

Supergirl sneak peek on the Puppy Bowl in a few minutes! We chose the right channel to watch today.

Millie Bobby Brown showing up on the Puppy Bowl???

That's a A+ in my book. I hope she had a great time. C'mon, it's puppies!!!

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

ACAB except for that cop who was friends with John Wick

Chappell Roan in Fortnite is probably the gayest the game has ever been, but also probably Chappell's least favorite thing she's done now that she's hyper famous.

Now I'm wondering if Alan Cummings has ever even eaten a crunchy beef taco or a cheesy roll-up 🤔

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You get a shofar! And *you* get a shofar!

"The Traitors", the biggest excuse for grouping the most dramatic reality stars imaginable together, did a commercial for Taco Bell. 🔔

And now I love them even más.

I don't think I'll ever get over watching the documentary about Hulk Hogan's racist sex tape, how he decided to sue Gawker, and how his defense was quietly funded by Peter Thiel, who'd later become one of Trump's major billionaire CEO supporters. It was like seeing the 2nd term on a smaller scale.

Thoughts and prayers for Mitch McConnell lolololol

JK Rowling is in the Epstein files

During Bad Bunny's speech, he struggled to say a word in English, and right after half the audience audibly said *what they thought* was the word.

IT'S HIS SPEECH, GUYS.

Logan U.S. Marshals Green?

Cannot wait BABY!

Every day I work at Best Buy, for 3 minutes, I'm in heaven…

because "Soda Pop" by the Saja Boys plays.

😈

Deer Dance

WITH THEIR FULLY AUTOMATICS
THEY LIKE TO PUSH THE WEAK AROUND

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The midnight hour means Space Ghost Coast To Coast

The first LEGO sets to introduce their new SMART BRICKS (how is it possible) are all STAR WARS SETS!!!

Does this mean I'll have a LEGO X-wing flying around my house????? 🤩

Chad Hugo suing Pharrell so soon after Pharrell's LEGO music biopic totally ruins the musical magic of that movie.

It only makes sense for LEGO to now make a music biopic about a band steeped in controversy.

I suggest GWAR.

EPIC

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Once we celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Adventure Time", THEN I'll really lose my marbles

(we got 4 more years)

Made a deal on fb marketplace and the guy brought me a muffin along with the payment. Best sale I've had yet.

Maybe Green Day will open with "American Idiot", maybe Bad Bunny will have the greatest halftime show of all time, maybe the entire audience will chant "FUCK TRUMP", and maybe Trump will be so upset he'll shrink away like a dying tumor.

Reggie Dinkins is really dope and I can't wait for more

Making the Megazord do the dance from "Gangnam Style" in Fortnite just feels right

Every time we celebrate someone who fought for inalienable rights, for equality & fair treatment, there are those who will try to downplay their achievements in a measly attempt to keep the status quo the status quo.

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, especially to those who don't like it.

On MLK Day, we’ll hear a lot of quotes from people actively dismantling his legacy, including the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.

Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.