If they really wanted to improve the platform we'd be able to tag posts "insufferable" and be able to filter our feeds by level of insufferability

For shame. And to think that those angels thought they were donating their hair for cancer wigs.

I like to start my day by screaming while hitting my head on my steering wheel before walking into my office with a smile.

Love that for you though 🥰

Ooooh he did that 💅🏾

Tbh a tattoo is probably your best chance of actually remembering it 😂😭

Ensuring that the quota of 8 spiders annually is met is the actual purpose of sleep studies

A win is a win 🤷🏾‍♀️

You deserve it 💅🏾

I love when animals sit like humans

Once again, the real #eurovision winner is Käärijä.

Oooh but what about Switzerland?

100% 😭

I’ve put the heating on

Give me the address and I'll be there!! Having no mention of them apart from one what if episode in 3 years is actually insane

I HATE IT 😭😭😭 we've been waiting too long, hoping he'll be announced soon tho!

kylie minogue coming on stage as an ejected CD from an oversized CD player at the 2002 brit awards is iconic

I really want media outlets to lose their shit over today’s travesty like they did when a Parkinson’s doctor went to Biden’s White House.

YUP 😭

Has anyone checked on Gaston?

Afternoon Me: I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sauté some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good.

Evening Me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints*

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