I stand by the idea that the Transformers franchise needs a mom Transformer that changes into a minivan. She makes sure everyone gets enough energon, is taking care of themselves, etc.
There’s untapped potential here.
30.03.2025 00:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cultivate an aesthetic? In this economy?
24.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sometimes I feel like “wellness” influencers are the new thinspiration.
18.03.2025 03:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When my hair is long I want it short. When my hair is short I want it long. In this essay I will…
15.03.2025 16:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unpopular opinion: I’m kind of over romantasy.
14.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wistful for that butterflies in the tummy, delicious anticipation, first kiss feeling.
12.03.2025 14:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes! Deadline paralysis
12.03.2025 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
More executive dysfunction than anything
12.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Text me if you need me lovey. ❤️
11.03.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have the flavor of adhd where I am VERY aware of deadlines, I just can’t muster up the drive to do anything about it until it’s almost too late.
11.03.2025 17:10 — 👍 118 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 1
Aw, thanks love.
08.03.2025 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, it’s my face.
08.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey, it’s my face.
08.03.2025 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, quick reminder- I don’t fuck with fat shaming. I see that shit and you’re out.
07.03.2025 16:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well shit.
07.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are they really that hot or am I just ovulating? A question for the ages…
07.03.2025 06:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No more minimalism or moderation. I am now an all-in maximalist.
06.03.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Y’all, I finally did it- I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
27.02.2025 15:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Reminds me of my favorite quote, “the moon is still the moon in all her phases.”
26.02.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The things I learned from Sesame Street as a child- kindness, inclusion, education, conflict resolution, making room at the table for everyone, treating others the way they want to be treated- are considered radical ideas by some.
26.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyway, what’s up with you?
26.02.2025 18:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What radicalized me? Literally Sesame Street.
23.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Yada yada
23.02.2025 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Isla-girl says hi.
22.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Screaming into the void is all well and good until the void screams back.
21.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
I’m just a really tall fat girl standing in front of clothing manufacturers asking them to please, for the love of long legs, make jumpsuits and overalls to fit me.
19.02.2025 06:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I LOOOOOOOVE snag. As a 6’ tall, plus size gal they are fantastic
18.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If I ever end up no longer married to my husband I think my next marriage will be lavender.
18.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Headache cruising toward a migraine- anyone want to rub my temples for me?
15.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Author of ethereal erotica. Neurodivergent thalassophile and sapiosexual with a slightly warped mind and an alter ego who generates total filth.
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A speck of dust clinging to a speck of dust attempting to comprehend the limitless and timeless within a speck of time that is life.
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Still the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
CPA. Air Force brat. Chattanooga-ish. All around fun guy. Please don't DM me unless we kinda, sorta know each other.
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025
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