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Department of Health Encourages Cows to Eat Beef Tallow
20.01.2026 19:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Gaming | Halo 7 Will Introduce Microsoft Copilot as Master Chief's New AI Companion
13.01.2026 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
US President Resigns After Receiving Strongly-Worded E-mail From Democratic Party
12.01.2026 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
1,800 Mile-Long Menards to Be Constructed on Border Between Midwestern US and Canada
11.01.2026 19:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
McDonald's Introduces Large Side of Aspirin at Participating Locations
03.01.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kids Wake Up to Find Tariff Bills in Stockings
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Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Visits President, Warns He Will "Carry Chains of His Own" Unless He Releases Files
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Teenager Ineligible for Patriot Games Due to Bone Spurs
21.12.2025 21:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Pam Bondi Sniffs Sharpie While Redacting Epstein Files
20.12.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Old Man Yells at Cloud for Crossing Border
19.12.2025 20:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Opinion | I hope my name doesn't get selected at the Patriot Games Reaping
19.12.2025 04:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
US President Deported to Loompaland
16.12.2025 15:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Santa Says Adding President's Cabinet to Naughty List Would Be "Too Political"
15.12.2025 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hegseth Won't Give J.D. Vance a Turn on the Xbox
14.12.2025 17:57 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
RFK Jr. Eats Epstein Files
13.12.2025 16:03 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
US President Loses iPad Before Bedtime, Throws Temper Tantrum
12.12.2025 17:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
US to Annex North Pole and Use Workshop for Steel Production
11.12.2025 18:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
