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THIS IS JUST PERTAINING TO ME SPECIFICALLY NOT OTHER MULLETED INDIVIDUALS

they should invent a mullet that’s cute from the side profile and not just the front and 3/4

Gar Friend PART THREE:
The FINale!

My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.

Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎

House wren eggs are so pretty y'all....

I’ve also NEVER in my life been this student but i have a midterm tmrw for a class I haven’t attended since week 1 🥲

I just want to crochet and work on my vivarium in peace. But instead i have classes with an inexplicable amount of busy work and 5:30am fieldwork days. I am Tired.

HOWEVER, a small bit of exciting news :)

Oh yeah, and also perhaps the world as I knew it burning down around me but who knows

Didn't skip any classes today and only dozed off for ~5 min in lecture. A win is a win

It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭

*angrily blocking family members on social media* see you fuckers in the chinese internment camps because that’s the only way we’ll ever be in the same vicinity ever again

This cranefly looks like it’s wearing a backpack but it’s actually being taken down by a tiny jumping spider :0

It feels so dumb and useless but my current method of coping is researching vermicomposting so stay tuned for worms i guess

Trans Woman Arrested, Sent to Men’s Jail For Entering Florida Capitol Bathroom “I’m not a political activist,” she maintained. “I’m just a normal college student who thinks this law is wrong.”

1. A transgender woman let legislators know she intended to use the bathroom in the Florida Capitol.

A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.

When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.

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AND they were already warm and cooking 👀

There are usually only a few white-breasted nuthatch nests out of the 200+ boxes the museum has, but LOOK WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING

Straight male culture is being standoffish to every woman at a gathering other than your SO

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

Did a quick spot of herping after class today w/ some buddies and found a fencey boy, a small yet rotund chorus frog, and a handful of slender salamanders

Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭

Birder dad 100%. I know someone who broke both his legs from a fall and his climbing buddy was like “hang on lemme finish this send”

Who cares if a trans kid participates in sports. What does it matter in the long run
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem

Ain't no way i dreamt about IDing birds 😭 found a flock of female purple finches in my dreams last night

Just found out the younger sister of an old elem./jr high friend is dating david schwimmer LOL

It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time

#birdbot

Oh you don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?

Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.

I’m SORRY???????????!!!!!!

A Valentine’s Day greeting illustration with a gar (fish) with text reading, “I GAR-antee my love for you”

A Valentine’s Day greeting illustration with a gar (fish) with text reading, “You make me feel like I found my GAR-dian angel.”

A Valentine’s Day greeting illustration with two gars (fish) with text reading, “Our love is as tough as ganoid scales.”

A Valentine’s Day greeting illustration with a gar (fish) skull with open jaws and text reading, “You are jaw some!”

Here are some GARish Valentine’s Day cards from @garlab.bsky.social!

Shoutout to team member @ella1326.bsky.social for putting these together!

Stew season called, and i answered

A picture of a crocodile stylized as a valentine card with the caption I will kill you

If anybody needs this

God how i wish i could see Woodes Rogers get demolished Spartacus-style…